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Post by IndigoWolf on Aug 30, 2010 10:15:08 GMT -5
"Keep in mind that every word those back-stabbers have ever spoken has been false," Zarra growled, "More than likely than not, this 'dinner' will not be as pleasant for us as he lets on, but it's not like we have a choice. Be prepared for anything."
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Post by Ares on Aug 30, 2010 22:47:19 GMT -5
Alastair laughed- a sound far more hysterical than humorous. "What," he began, "I need to bring Large, XL, and XXL size condoms for anything?" Justin-139 simply looked down at the redheaded Spartan-III, and shook his head no. Alastair shrugged, obviously still recovering from the Flood battle.
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Obedience cast his gaze suspiciously about. Tolerance would likely be up here soon, as would Humility... the fool. Temperance was just deranged, but other than that, he was fine. The Prophet snapped his hands, signaling the Unggoy in the room to begin preparations for the dinner. This should be fun.
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The Sleek Shadow glided towards the Transgression of Faith the engine puttering slightly. They would need repairs, soon...
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Post by Danny on Aug 31, 2010 23:20:02 GMT -5
Jack tilted his head and looked curiously at Alastair, "Not that prepared..."
When Lachlan was done laughing at Alastair's joke, he pulled his M6 from it's holster, "They'll obviously confiscate our weapons," he started, "What do you think the chances are of me stashing this down my pants?"
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Post by IndigoWolf on Sept 1, 2010 15:26:48 GMT -5
Zarra looked at the humans confused. It was evident they had turned what she had said into something humorus, but their jokes didn't always make sense to her. She turned to Anau, "What's so funny?" she asked quietly, "You understand them better. Was there something wrong with how I said that?"
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Post by Spec-Opp Spartan on Sept 1, 2010 15:31:09 GMT -5
" No no no you hide in your ass not your pants if you want to get something past security " said Elias remembering how he had people work for him do that to get drugs past the Sangheili Security.
*** Otto rolled his eyes at his fellow man's human. He looked around and pull out a cigarette and smoked it to calm himself down after this display of human culture and the event that had just happened.
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Post by Danny on Sept 1, 2010 15:39:56 GMT -5
"Are you speaking from experience, mate?" asked Lachlan, who then immediately burst into laughter, "You sick bastard," he somehow said between breaths. Anau looked to Zarra, curious as well how they found her warning funny. "Well," he thought aloud, "You said be prepared for anything, to which the Spartan asked if he should be prepared for a sexual scenario... and then he dramatically emphasised the size of his reproductive organ, I believe that was 'the joke'." (OoC: That's a burn )
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Post by Spec-Opp Spartan on Sept 1, 2010 15:53:05 GMT -5
" Well on Sangheilos I had some people working with me do that to get past the slip lip authorities seemed to work fine....the dumb asses " said Elias who chuckled as he was refering both to the authorities and the people a hidden burn to the Sangheili thrown in there.
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Post by Sparty McFly on Sept 1, 2010 16:10:16 GMT -5
Russ looked at Alastair. "Hey, we're Spartans. Our dicks aren't any bigger than they are right now... so that means you have to use Viagra!"
He laughed his ass off, having burned Alastair to the point of crispyness.
(OoC: BOOYAH!)
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Post by IndigoWolf on Sept 1, 2010 16:21:19 GMT -5
Zarra looked slightly alarmed and frowned at the humans who seemed to think they were being funny. "How juvenile," she muttered.
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Post by Ares on Sept 2, 2010 12:42:37 GMT -5
Alastair blinked. Everyone had not only taken a joke he had meant to make fun of the rest of the group wrong, but they had also shot off in different direction with it. It was evident that they had not yet grasped that condoms only came in L, XL, and XXL, regardless of actual size. People can't realize when they were being made fun of. The Elite that had responded had a moderate point, but Russ? He was just talking.
Alastair smiled, responding to Russ with a mock arrogance in his British accent. "I know that you may not progress beyond a two-incher, but I believe that others of us have experience something called a 'hard-on' in life. Maybe when you hit puberty you'll know what I'm talking about..."
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The High Prophet of Obedience examined himself in the huge mirror on one side of the wall. He was practicing diplomatic- if sybillant- expressions in the mirror. After all, Tolerance expected him to be "obedient"... fat chance of that. The old grub would get it, and Obedience was rather sure he would dispense such endings. No matter. For now, he would wait for that ancient dingbat to arrive with his cronie, Humility, and Temperance. The Second Hierarch examined the screen- the Sleek Shadow had just docked with his flagship, the Transgression of Faith. Soon, dinner would be served...
((OOC/ From what I understand, Humility wants all humans dead, so he'll side with Tolerance. Indi, would you be okay for Temperance to eventually side with Obedience? Otherwise it'll be a three-on-one fight. xD))
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Post by Sparty McFly on Sept 2, 2010 13:19:02 GMT -5
Russ laughed at Alastair's joke. "Alright, you win THIS time." [OOC: LOL PSP update. Sorry about the really short post.]
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Post by Spec-Opp Spartan on Sept 2, 2010 14:57:55 GMT -5
The Prophet of Tolerance's Golden Phantom The Herald of Tolerance and two Phantom's containing the brute guards arrived shortly another Phantom which assumed to be containing the Spartan's and elites. Rumor had it a Councilor was onboard but he had no time for grunt gossip but if one was this dinner would become much more exciting. He descended from the Phantom's gravlift with his Honor Guard quickly filing down after and forming a line for him to walk down.
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Post by IndigoWolf on Sept 2, 2010 15:34:14 GMT -5
Temperance signaled his entourage to follow as he moved to join the higher Prophet. "I'm looking forward to this," he said trying to make conversation, "It should be interesting." ((OoC: Yeah, I was kind of planning on Temperance siding with Obedience, anyway. I just need to think of a totally random and impulsive reason for him to change sides. ))
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Post by Danny on Sept 3, 2010 3:45:59 GMT -5
"Sadly though, he's right," Jack quickly mumbled to Zarra, in reply to Russ' comment. As the Phantom entered the Covenant Ship, Jack dropped his weapons and looked to Darman, his CO, for guidance. A little morale support would be nice too.
Lachlan took his pistol that was bulging from his pants after receiving a head shake from Anau and dropped it onto the Phantoms floor, "Here we go," he said.
Anau put his hand on Zarra's shoulder and smiled reassuringly, "It may be wise not to eat the food these Remnants have prepared, it could be poisoned or worse, covered in bacteria that could harm the baby."
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Post by IndigoWolf on Sept 3, 2010 12:00:44 GMT -5
Zarra's face turned grim and she nodded, putting her arm across her abdomen protectively. That would be just like the San 'Shyuum, getting rid of them in some sort of underhanded, devious way insted of killing them outright and honorably. She was a little hungry even now, but she could go without food for a while yet. If they were held here for more than a couple of days, though, it would be more dangerous not to eat.
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