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Post by Spec-Opp Spartan on Jul 16, 2010 15:54:42 GMT -5
For those of you who did not see my explanation in the dicussion on getting this section (shame on you...jk ) I will do it AGAIN. Person 1 (me) Posts a Wish Person 2 (anyone besides me at this point cause I can't doubled post) Somehow Ruins the Wish Example: Person 1: I wish I could fly Person 2: Granted but the military shoots you down for tresspassing in private air space. I wish I had 1 million dollars And it continues with a Forumla Ruin the wish above you + Your Own Wish=Post Ok so I am starting us off I wish that Oil Spill was gone
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Spartan-777
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Post by Spartan-777 on Jul 16, 2010 16:06:25 GMT -5
The oil spill is gone... because the Earth no longer exists.
I wish my wish was corrupted.
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Post by Spec-Opp Spartan on Jul 17, 2010 0:07:28 GMT -5
Wish granted your wish is so corrupt that it sells you to a Homosexual Drug Lord named Juan Carlos in exchange for a single grain of Coke.
I wish was President
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Spartan-777
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Post by Spartan-777 on Jul 17, 2010 0:17:08 GMT -5
You have become president, although poor grades on your Debate Team leave you unprepared for such responsibility. You've kicked off a nuclear holocaust in the first week of your presidency, and are currently living out the remainder of your now deformed life in a radiated storm drain. Have a nice day.
I wish for a genie.
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Post by Sparty McFly on Jul 17, 2010 1:39:37 GMT -5
The genie corrupts your wishes in the same way that we do here, and the third wish is automatically interpretated as a death wish.
I wish for a nuclear bomb.
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Post by Spec-Opp Spartan on Jul 17, 2010 12:55:03 GMT -5
The Nuclear Bomb accidently detonates when the truck delivering it stops at your house killing you.
I wish I had a donut
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Post by Danny on Jul 17, 2010 16:01:00 GMT -5
Granted, but that doughnut was a lonely old mans sex toy. That's not glaze on your doughnut.
I wish I could teleport.
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Ares
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Post by Ares on Jul 17, 2010 20:22:10 GMT -5
Granted, but you teleport directly into a very nasty club concerning old men, farm animals, greasy steel pipes, mini-cacti, and zombie prostitutes. You live out the rest of your days doing unspeakable things to even more unspeakable things.
I wish I had a banana.
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Post by Spec-Opp Spartan on Jul 17, 2010 21:53:47 GMT -5
Wish granted but in an attempt to eat the Banana in one bite you choke and spew Banana over a large fellow named Freight Train who proceeds to pound you into a pulp with his biker buddies before he decides to take you home so you can be his personal punching bag and do "favors" for him.
I wish robots could experience emotions
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Post by Danny on Jul 17, 2010 22:19:01 GMT -5
Granted, but your laptop falls in love with you and proceeds to rape you.
I wish for world domination.
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Post by Spec-Opp Spartan on Jul 17, 2010 22:29:45 GMT -5
Granted but instead of dominating Earth you have world domination over a planet that can not support life and has nothing of value on it...nothing at all. Infact just being in accoisated with this planet causes you to go broke and since you have no money to fund your Domination of that World. Seeing as you are now completely broke, homeless and not even the hobos want you....you are forced to make a living as a male dancer and not the rich, famous and Hot Chocolate Love kind . I wish I water in the Southern Hemisphere flowed in the right direction
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Post by Sparty McFly on Jul 17, 2010 23:05:03 GMT -5
Granted, but then you stare into the toilet for too long, and die of a seizure.
I wish I was psychic.
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Post by Danny on Jul 17, 2010 23:26:00 GMT -5
Granted, but you end up seeing into your own mind and what you see drives you insane and then eventually to suicide.
I wish Rambo was on TV now instead of in an hour.
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Post by Spec-Opp Spartan on Jul 17, 2010 23:30:06 GMT -5
Granted but since you messed with the space-time continum Rambo never existed and the world is run by Lobsters
I wish Ilya Kovalchuk would resign with the New Jersey Devils
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Post by Danny on Jul 17, 2010 23:43:29 GMT -5
Granted, but he turns out to be a Russian spy.
I wish my toe would stop bleeding.
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