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Post by Twisted Logic on Jul 19, 2010 16:46:13 GMT -5
Granted, you have a glass bottle of Coke. A Mentos materializes in it. The pressure builds. The bottle explodes. The shrapnel kills you.
I wish that this wish wasn't corrupted!
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Post by Sparty McFly on Jul 19, 2010 17:02:02 GMT -5
Granted. However, you didn't wish for anything. CATCH-22 MOFO!
I wish that my grandfather didn't exist. HE MADE ME CALL HIM UNCLE BAD TOUCH!
(lol American Dad ref)
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Post by Ares on Jul 19, 2010 20:47:20 GMT -5
You discover that because he now never existed, you have created a time rift. In all dimensions, your entire family is a pool of incest and scum, and you are an impotent, deformed hunchback.
I wish that Sparty McFly fell off a cliff into a pool of blue dye.
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Post by Danny on Jul 20, 2010 0:52:44 GMT -5
Granted, but when doing so, a drop of blue die gets in your eye. You stumble around and then fall off a second cliff.
I wish I had some food.
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Post by Sparty McFly on Jul 20, 2010 1:25:46 GMT -5
Granted, but the steak you are given is 95% meat, 5% cyanide. You drop dead after a few minutes.
I wish I had a better internet connection.
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Post by Twisted Logic on Jul 20, 2010 11:07:01 GMT -5
Granted, but so much information comes to your computer from the internet at one time that your hard drive melts.
I wish I had a working headset for my PC.
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Post by Ares on Jul 20, 2010 15:27:13 GMT -5
Granted, but your mom sees you have new ones and tries them on. She hears the nasty porn you left on, and grounds you for life. Have a nice day.
I wish I had a super-laser-death-gun that fires explosive hedgehogs.
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Post by Sparty McFly on Jul 20, 2010 17:06:16 GMT -5
Granted, but then a technology malfunction causes it to explode and rain exploding laser hedgehogs over the next five miles of terrain.
Needless to say, you die.
I wish I had an Energy Sword.
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Post by Ares on Jul 20, 2010 21:55:11 GMT -5
Granted... but your wish is instead taken metaphorically. You somehow impossibly get lucky with a beautiful girl you've loved with childhood... but when you actually get laid, she is killed violently because your metaphorical "energy sword" is made of burning plasma the temperature of the sun. You kill yourself soon afterward.
I wish Sev would take up crocheting, because right now I'm cold and need a blanket.
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Post by Sparty McFly on Jul 20, 2010 22:42:18 GMT -5
Granted, but Sev ends up making you an electric blanket that electrocutes and kills you.
I wish I had an energy sword (this time literally).
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Post by Twisted Logic on Jul 21, 2010 11:54:39 GMT -5
Granted, but you are holding it at the wrong angle when you activate it, and it goes through your face. Blarg, you are dead.
I wish I didn't suffer from writers' block.
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Post by Sparty McFly on Jul 23, 2010 17:36:28 GMT -5
Granted, you now suffer from writers' SKYSCRAPER.
I wish that Gravemind would stop changing names.
(Just kidding, but still, you're the frequent identity changer. You could be an FBI shrink who's really a KGB sleeper agent, for all we know.)
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Post by Spec-Opp Spartan on Jul 23, 2010 18:13:03 GMT -5
granted but the site shuts down because of the deal I made with the Internetz God I would keep him amused with my name changes
I wish I was really a Gravemind
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Post by Twisted Logic on Jul 23, 2010 20:36:04 GMT -5
Congratulations! You're a Gravemind! Specifically, you're the Gravemind that was on High Charity when it exploded. Sucks to be you.
I wish I could buy BioWare Points in stores so that I may use cash.
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Post by Sparty McFly on Jul 24, 2010 2:36:26 GMT -5
Granted, but the points you buy go towards real-life Plasmids. After you Incinerate your family you Electro Bolt the tub while you are in it. KA-ZAP!
I wish I had a Grunt for a pet.
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