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Post by Spec-Opp Spartan on Jul 17, 2010 23:48:18 GMT -5
(( Well he did live in New Jersey ))
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Post by Spartan-777 on Jul 17, 2010 23:55:52 GMT -5
Your toe isn't bleeding anymore, because you died fifteen minutes ago.
I wish someone would corrupt my wish, and twist it into something unrecognizable.
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Post by Danny on Jul 18, 2010 0:30:15 GMT -5
Granted, but simply a man hands you an icecream.
I wish I had a new camera.
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Post by Spartan-777 on Jul 18, 2010 0:35:20 GMT -5
By camera you mean love-slave. Instead you have been given a strange eskimo child commonly reffered to as "Specs".
I wish for moar posts to this thread.
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Post by Spec-Opp Spartan on Jul 18, 2010 0:44:48 GMT -5
Granted but your inferior mind can not comprehend the new posts
I wish that America was not run by idiots
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Post by Twisted Logic on Jul 18, 2010 12:14:28 GMT -5
Granted, but now the American Government is run by Brainiac! He destroys everything.
I wish I had a grappling hook.
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Post by Spec-Opp Spartan on Jul 18, 2010 12:20:09 GMT -5
Granted but just when you need your grappling hook the most it fails on you causing you to fall to your doom
I wish my back did not hurt
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Post by Sparty McFly on Jul 18, 2010 21:30:03 GMT -5
Granted, it's broken. Now you don't feel ANYTHING. You die a few seconds later.
I wish I could have a Koenigsegg.
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Post by Ares on Jul 18, 2010 22:53:44 GMT -5
Granted, but it has both an engine malfunction and a hideous paint job. You have a fuchsia/lime/cyan sports car with a top speed of 3 MPH.
I wish I had a marching glockenspiel.
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Post by Twisted Logic on Jul 19, 2010 0:11:43 GMT -5
Granted, but it's far too large for your feeble body, and you are crushed under the weight.
I wish it didn't take me three hours to get to sleep every night.
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Post by Ares on Jul 19, 2010 7:32:19 GMT -5
Granted! Every night, just as you get into bed, a hideous undead Samurai assaults you in your room, thus guaranteeing you never get ANY sleep.
I wish I could summon ninjas to do my bidding.
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Post by Spartan-777 on Jul 19, 2010 14:09:39 GMT -5
The ninjas are Hot Chocolate Love, but they still do your bidding.
I wish for unlimited genies.
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Post by Ares on Jul 19, 2010 14:13:08 GMT -5
((OOC/ I thought you were supposed to corrupt the wish...))
GIVE A WISH FOR ME TO CORRUPT!!!!!11!!!1!
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Post by Spec-Opp Spartan on Jul 19, 2010 14:42:08 GMT -5
Granted but YOU do have an unlimited amount genies BUT they refuse to do your bidding and instead want you to grant their unlimited wishes
I wish school was over with
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Post by Sparty McFly on Jul 19, 2010 16:41:13 GMT -5
Granted, the next generation of people are complete retards.
I wish I had a bottle of Coca-Cola.
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