Spartan-777
O.D.S.T. Major
The Violent Cartographer.
Posts: 802
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Post by Spartan-777 on Jul 24, 2010 2:44:46 GMT -5
The Grunts find this racially discriminate, and instead decide to keep you as a pet. But sadly, they shook the bag too much on the way home, so they had to send you to the hospital in the toilet.
I wish I hadn't just lol'd my pants.
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Post by Sparty McFly on Jul 24, 2010 12:26:50 GMT -5
Granted, you crapped yourself, you get a rash, it kills you.
I wish that I was hyper.
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Post by Danny on Jul 25, 2010 0:08:35 GMT -5
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I wish hadn't just spammed ctrl V
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Post by Sparty McFly on Jul 25, 2010 0:36:42 GMT -5
Granted, I kill myself for missing out on such laughs.
I wish you felt guilty.
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Post by Danny on Jul 25, 2010 16:48:44 GMT -5
Granted, but not about your death.
I wish I had a pony.
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Post by Twisted Logic on Jul 25, 2010 17:12:10 GMT -5
Granted, but the pony vomits war-juice and powerful acid on your face.
I wish you got that reference.
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Post by Sparty McFly on Jul 25, 2010 19:44:23 GMT -5
Granted, the world explodes.
I wish Specs would stop obsessing about being a hive mind.
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Post by Twisted Logic on Jul 25, 2010 19:47:41 GMT -5
Granted. Now everyone but Specs is obsessing about being a hive mind.
I wish that the previous corruption made sense.
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Post by Sparty McFly on Jul 25, 2010 19:49:52 GMT -5
Granted, the universe implodes.
I wish the universe didn't implode.
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Post by Danny on Jul 26, 2010 23:28:24 GMT -5
Granted, but it implodes anyway.
I wish for world peace.
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Post by Twisted Logic on Jul 27, 2010 11:32:45 GMT -5
Granted. The world is peaceful, because all life has been extinguished from it.
I wish I had StarCraft II.
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Post by Sparty McFly on Jul 27, 2010 11:39:25 GMT -5
Granted, the zerg assimilate you into their collective. You become their Overmind, until the real Overmind kills you.
I wish I had StarCraft II. (Your turn Specs.)
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Post by Danny on Aug 9, 2010 0:48:02 GMT -5
Granted, but Specs doesn;t corrupt your wish...?
I wish I had some lols.
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Post by Twisted Logic on Aug 9, 2010 11:22:29 GMT -5
Granted, but your lols cause you to die from suffocation.
I wish I wasn't bored...
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Ares
O.D.S.T. Major
Admin
God's out on business. Whaddya need?
Posts: 947
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Post by Ares on Aug 9, 2010 12:06:25 GMT -5
Granted, but you discover that the only way to relieve your boredom is to pour a jug of acid on your... family inheritance. I wish that Specs and Twisted didn't have such similar display names.
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