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Post by Sparty McFly on Jul 7, 2010 21:34:34 GMT -5
inmovies.ca/home/man_dies_watching_twilight_eclipse/55f1f012Quote unquote from the news page (slight modifications for bad grammar) "A young man was found dead in his seat following a weekend screening of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, in Wellington New Zealand. Ushers discovered the 23-year-old male slumped over after the rest of the crowd had left. Police say the death is unexplained as of yet. 'There are no obvious injuries to this person. And we are looking at this as an unexplained death,' said Detective Senior Sergeant Scott Miller. Authorities describe the unidentified, unfortunate man as a 'transient' who traveled around the country. He appears to have attended Eclipse on his own. The story has inspired several jokes and punchline headlines making light of the situation. These include 'Watching Twilight can be hazardous to your health' and 'Watching 'Twilight' killed a New Zealand man. Seriously.'" Lol wut? So Twilight killed someone. All the better to end this series. Anyways, discuss. NAO! EDIT: And while you're at it, read this: www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/
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Post by Danny on Jul 8, 2010 2:41:48 GMT -5
Lol, I heard about this. I'd like to know how the man died.
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Post by Mitchell Edwin Johnson on Jul 8, 2010 21:57:05 GMT -5
What the f**k?! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by Twisted Logic on Jul 8, 2010 23:15:42 GMT -5
It was bound to happen at some point...
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