Spartan-777
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The Violent Cartographer.
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Post by Spartan-777 on May 31, 2010 21:15:30 GMT -5
"As you know. i shall now grant any prize you request, but i am confused. You are only asking for THIS!?" Calypso holds a crumpled up paper bag in his hands. "I can offer you ANYTHING, Sweet Tooth! Money, fame, even power.. you dare INSULT ME!?" Calypso screams. "But your mind is made up. Ever since you escaped from the mental ward 5 years ago, you have been searching for this bag. Because, in your twisted mind, this bag is much more than just a bag. Oh Yes! It is..a friend! CRAZY HAROLD THE WACKY LUNCH SACK!! and he has come home!" Plunging one hand into the bag, placing the other hand on the wheel, you speed off into the LA night searching for new victims... and looking for a new life where you and your bag can be happy at last! -Twisted Metal
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Post by Mitchell Edwin Johnson on Jun 1, 2010 6:54:38 GMT -5
Last Saturday, Lachlan and I were playing ODST together. We were on NMPD HQ and I had just rocketed a Banshee. It's debris went everywhere and I got splattered by it's cockpit... Lachlan laughed and tea bagged me
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Post by Danny on Jun 1, 2010 15:33:46 GMT -5
Yes, yes I did.
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Post by Sparty McFly on Jun 1, 2010 16:28:56 GMT -5
Apparently, in MW2, when you get shot in mid-air and go into Final Stand, you lose all of your momentum and drop to the ground.
This usually ends in death and dying.
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Post by Danny on Jun 3, 2010 2:50:12 GMT -5
Omg, the other night/morning I was playing with Mitch and Indi. (I'm using just this one example, every game with Mitch is epic lols ) Anyway, CTF on Last Resort, Indi has flag and being escorted by red team. I rock up with my Mongoose and tell her to get on, but Mitch does. The enemy was shooting at us and I was yelling at Mitch to get off while laughing, so he get's off. I see Indi run behind my point of view and assume she's about to jump on, but Mitch does again. I lol'd. Anyways, we got the point and owned the shit out of the Blue. Guess you had to be there
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Post by IndigoWolf on Jun 5, 2010 12:50:40 GMT -5
That was funny. I was really close to just smacking Mitch with the flag at one point. Anyway, a few weeks ago I was playing Left 4 Dead survival mode with my brother. After a few rounds on the same map we got bored and started goofing off. Then my brother, (who was playing as Francis,) decides he wants to see what happens if he dies before we make the zombies come and proceededs to try to kill himself. Now in L4D friendly fire does maybe about 10% regular damage on normal difficulty, so it takes a long time to kill yourself or one of your friends. After a while it stoped being about what would happen and started being about seeing if he actually could kill himself. So my brother finally gets down to about 5 health when he suddonly hears a voice behind him say: "Oh Francis! I got somethin' for ya!" He turns around to see Louis, one of our AI teammates standing there with a first aid kit, grinning. My brother, seeing all his hard work about to be undone, is screaming and limping away with Louis in close pursuit holding the first aid kit and going, "Hold still, let me heal you. It will only take a second..." and my brother's yelling, "Ahh! Get away! Leave me alone!" and I'm just watching the whole thing and laughing as Louis finally chases him down and heals him. Needless to say, he gave up on his little experiment after that.
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Spartan-777
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The Violent Cartographer.
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Post by Spartan-777 on Jun 5, 2010 13:12:27 GMT -5
XD FAIL!
I was playin' Halo: Custom Edition the other day, and I had just taken my Spectre out across the desert, found a nice plateau, and climbed up on the turret. Then I look up and see some sort of aerial convoy. They had Pelicans, Skyhawks, you name it, it was flyin' overhead. So of course, I start blastin' away with the plasma turret, hoping to score a lucky hit. Apparently this attracted the attention of one of the Pelicans, causing it to unload its entire payload of missiles in my direction. Of course I see them homing in from pretty far off, but I know I can't evade them in a Spectre. So I just keep firing. The missiles got close enough for me to see them, not just their smokey trails. And then they closed to about ten feet away... and detonated. I had happened to be that much outside of their maximum range, and they had self-destructed. Epic Win.
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Ares
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Post by Ares on Jun 5, 2010 13:50:22 GMT -5
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Post by Danny on Jun 6, 2010 6:15:46 GMT -5
I remember that! Somehow I accidentally punched that reporter in the first game, and I felt so bad afterwards
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Ares
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Post by Ares on Jun 6, 2010 9:17:29 GMT -5
I remember that! Somehow I accidentally punched that reporter in the first game, and I felt so bad afterwards xD I didn't feel bad! My dad was in the room at the time, and he clapped. Honestly, though, I usually just use all the Charm options to make Shepard sound good on TV. In ME2, when ya punch her, she gets a black eye. xD
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Post by Sparty McFly on Jun 6, 2010 10:34:58 GMT -5
In ME3 there might be an option for your love interest to punch Al-Jilani instead.
But she is a bitch.
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Oru-Hime
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Post by Oru-Hime on Jun 6, 2010 18:59:04 GMT -5
I was playing Halo with Ares, always fun, and we were riding in a warthog. For some odd reason, Ares let ME drive. This is never a good idea, because I ignore the fact that these things were not made for speed and rocket around in them, causing instant death everytime we run into a building or tree. So I'm driving and this other group shows up. The start taunting us, so I lose it. Then I start revving the engine, hard to do in Halo, it was more like inching forward in a threatening manner. The other team is all like "Aw they won'tr do that!" That pushes me over the edge and I run 'em over. As they respwan we hear an awed voice "They did it".
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Post by Sparty McFly on Jun 6, 2010 19:38:34 GMT -5
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Post by Mitchell Edwin Johnson on Jun 12, 2010 12:32:23 GMT -5
lol, I got a few,
HALO 3:
I was with Lachlan, and we were in Team Doubles on Boundless. Lachlan's connection crapped out(douche.) and I was left on my own with the two other guys, score 7-3 us- err- me. So, panicking, I swore at Lachlan and hid on the rafters in one of the bases. For three, maybe five minutes, I watched the two run around below me. I lol'd. Alot. Eventually, around the last few minutes of that game, one of the guys spotted me from the outside. We stared lovingly at eachother until his teammate broke up the moment by attempting to kill me. I jumped down, punched his teammate in the chin, tossed a grenade at the wall, and ran down the snow tunnel. It bounced, PROBABLY landed at his feet, and killed him, suprisingly. then I heard game over and lol'd again. Moral of the story- If Lachlan's connection craps out when playing with him- HIDE.
Left 4 Dead(1):
Alright, I was playing as Louis because my buddy Tyler took Zoey(Yes, we fight over who get's to play Zoey!). I think we were on No Mercy- yea, we were- and we were in the apartment section of the level. A few minutes back, I heard the Witch and sginaled Tyler to turn off his light and crouch and stick by. NOW- We reach a point where there's this piece of wood that'll help us cross to the next apartment through the window. We see the Witch. Here's a transcript(think of us as the survivors):
Me: *crouched* *flashlight off* *whispering* f**k man, there she is! Tyler: *standing* *flashlight off* *low voice* Yea- I see her... *reloading shotgun* Francis: PILLS HERE! Me & Tyler: *turn to him* *loud whisper* SHUT THE f**k UP FRANCIS!!! Me: *turning head back* That's my line anyway. *reloads hunting rifle* So, what do we do- Tyler: -This. *fires at the Witch* Me: OOHHHHH SHITTT! *tosses molotov* *Witch screams and runs at us* Me & Tyler: AAAAAAHHHH!!!!! *unloading* *Witch still screaming runs at us and dissappears* Me & Tyler: *exchange confused and frightened looks* ...? *we both go and look down at the alleyway between the two buildings* Me: HA! *the witch is running around, on fire, jumping around trying to reach us* Tyler: Should we...? Me: I say we run and tell the tale! Tyler: Agreed.
Alright, time lapse. We're at some building site and we're fighting off hordes of zombies. We see another Witch. But this time, I'm above her and the game left me five molotovs! Heehee! So I start tossing them down, singing 'Beyond the Sea' for some reason, and then another Witch runs onto the scene. It was the one from the apartments! Transcript:
Me: HOLY SHIT SON OF A MERCY! Tyler: *fighting hordes of common infected* Whuh? Me: THE APARTMENT WITCH! Tyler: OH SHIT! *throws a pipe bomb* *The Witch hits Bill and heads straight to the other Witch* Tyler: How many molotovs you got?! Me: One! Tyler: THROW! Me: *throws* *kills both Witches* Tyler: She... she f**king came back, man! Me: I'm scared now...
More to come soon.
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Post by Mitchell Edwin Johnson on Jun 12, 2010 12:34:16 GMT -5
I remember that! Somehow I accidentally punched that reporter in the first game, and I felt so bad afterwards Really? Because I had enough of her SNIDE insinuations!
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