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Post by Sparty McFly on May 15, 2010 22:09:00 GMT -5
You are a SPARTAN supersoldier. Your job is sort of a multi-job: take on any job given to you. Pay is great, and the jobs range in difficulty from easy to hard.
You sit in your office, resting your legs on your desk, your chair leaning back. There's been no jobs today, and you need something to do. What should you do for now, until a call comes in?
(And that's where you come in. Suggest anything to start, first goes.)
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Post by Twisted Logic on May 15, 2010 22:24:27 GMT -5
Play paddle-ball with a grunt's head as the ball!
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Post by Sparty McFly on May 15, 2010 22:35:57 GMT -5
You decide to play a game of paddleball. As a grunt walks into your office giving you a job, you decapitate him with your Energy Sword, take out your paddle, and thwack it against the wall.
It explode quite brutishly, covering your head with grunt blood.
And there's that job paper on the floor...
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Post by Spec-Opp Spartan on May 15, 2010 22:51:08 GMT -5
You have no time to look at that job paper because a giant 50 foot elite is attacking the city
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Post by Sparty McFly on May 15, 2010 22:57:17 GMT -5
(OoC: Not what I intended. *smack* It's supposed to be you enter what you think he should do, I respond. But whatever, I'll roll with this for now.)
You read the note. It's not a job description, it was apparently a love note from the Grunt whose head you just exploded. You take off your helmet (revealing another helmet underneath) and throw the first one down in disgust.
You look out the window. A 50 foot Elite is attacking the city. Well shit, there goes your day. You grab your Energy Swords and jump out the window. But what from there?
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Spartan-777
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Post by Spartan-777 on May 15, 2010 23:03:35 GMT -5
(OoC: He mounts his moped and begins to engage, but is delayed when he's forced to outrun an attack helicopter. He jumps the bike over a burning forklift, and the chopper explodes.)
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Post by Sparty McFly on May 16, 2010 11:20:59 GMT -5
(OoC: That seems like the best plan. I'll edit a bit so it isn't outright plagiarism.)
You land on your Faggio moped you got from Grand Theft Auto IV. You then charge towards the Elite at 40 miles an hour, but then an Mi-24 attacks you. You're forced to outrun it... when it's going faster than you. You wish you were like that cockroach guy, riding some snowmobile.
You end up jumping over a burning forklift, using your Popit to fashion a makeshift ramp. You flip, and when you're upside down you fire a burst from your dual Needlers at the Mi-24. It explodes in mid-air as you land, then turn back and continue towards the target.
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Post by Twisted Logic on May 16, 2010 13:14:58 GMT -5
The giant elite eats him and he is forced to fight his way out!
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Post by Sparty McFly on May 16, 2010 16:10:23 GMT -5
However, when you're not looking, the 50 foot tall Elite grabs you in a very crushing grip. He shoves you into his mouth and swallows (that's what she said, by the way). He doesn't even chew, to him you're a pill.
You land inside his stomach. Normally the acid would corrode your armor, but it's MJOLNIR armor, that's not supposed to f**king happen! You prepare to fight your way out, but once again, how are you going to do it?
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Post by Spec-Opp Spartan on May 16, 2010 16:17:31 GMT -5
A grunt name Waldo helps you out with his magical ability of flight
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Post by Sparty McFly on May 16, 2010 16:30:51 GMT -5
Suddenly, you see another Grunt. As you prepare to dispatch him, he says his name is Waldo. Sounds like that guy you can never find... in that book you can also never find... ever.
He has a jetpack that he built out of a suicide tank. Picking you up, he takes you out of the Elite, where you shoot him in both eyes. He falls over and impales himself on the Burj Dubai.
When Waldo lands, you shoot his jetpack and he explodes into a pile of giblets. You get back in the Faggio and ride back to your offices.
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Post by Spec-Opp Spartan on May 16, 2010 16:33:54 GMT -5
Horde of zombie grunts attack
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Post by Sparty McFly on May 16, 2010 19:02:42 GMT -5
On the way back, zombie grunts attack. You see no need to attack them back: they're slow, and when you get back to the offices you can just shoot them with your Sniper Rifle.
You continue on.
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Post by Spec-Opp Spartan on May 16, 2010 19:20:39 GMT -5
Zombies pose a threat as more humans get infected and even more zombies are waddling into town. Plus the zombies are taking steroids as they play on their own baseball team
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Post by Sparty McFly on May 17, 2010 20:00:11 GMT -5
The zombies appear to be from Plants vs. Zombies, as they form a baseball team and take steroids. You use the Battle, Sniper, and Focus Rifles to pick them off one by one, and more humans become infected - you don't shed tears or think twice as you destroy the newly bitten.
More zombies are coming too. Looks like you're going to have to run for it. What to use though? A heavily armed combat vehicle, or a sleek civilian vehicle? Your choice.
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