Post by Spec-Opp Spartan on Aug 28, 2010 13:40:26 GMT -5
Me, Sparty and 777 on wiki-pt last night doing some RP shenanigans. This shows why I actually enjoy IRC-Wikia as story goes pretty fast. Again post contains randoness
[and I doubled spaced it this time; 84 pages]
<Specs> WORT WORT WORT
<Sparty_McFly> hey
*** Specs is now known as Dr_of_Evil_Specs
<Sparty_McFly> (Just so you know, I'll be playing Russ. Don't wanna expose my real name to the Internet, now do I?)
*** Dr_of_Evil_Specs is now known as Doctor_of_Evil_S
*** Doctor_of_Evil_S is now known as Specs
<Sparty_McFly> (I believe that you should get a Sockpuppet, Specs, so you can play Bella)
<Sparty_McFly> (And Dr. Evil Professor Specs)
<Specs> Ich will
<Specs> Lol that won't fit
*** Bella [6215e287@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/ip.98.21.226.135] has joined #wikia-pt
* Oppum stares intently. "Blaming me for the sins of my species is akin to me holding you responsible for the death of every Sangheili at the hands of the UNSC."
<Bella> *hides in Box after hearing scary elite*
<Sparty_McFly> Wait a second
<Sparty_McFly> I incorrectly stated a fact about the Universal Colossus. The Phason Laser was part of the GALACTIC Colossi's armament
<Sparty_McFly> Its laser actually does 1350 damage per second... which sucks more
<Specs> XD
<Sparty_McFly> Then again, it does have lasers in its arms and the ability to suck things up and use them as projectiles
<Specs> Look Oppum stop being scary and Bella stop being scared of elites
<Sparty_McFly> *yells down to bella* HEY BELLA, KATAR JUST WENT TO BALLET SCHOOL
<Sparty_McFly> f**k it, I'mma use the intercoms
<Sparty_McFly> Oppum, some people still don't like Elites. Fortunately, I am not one of them.
<Specs> Elias is one of those people
<Specs> Bella is merely scared of you
<Oppum> As she should be.
<Sparty_McFly> *aims right arm cannon at Oppum*
<Specs> AS YOUR MOM SHOULD BE
<Sparty_McFly> CHARGE LASER
<Specs> sorry that was Elias
<Sparty_McFly> Everyone else, either Armor Lock, Bubble Shield, or die.
<Oppum> Do you find it necessary to announce your actions aloud?
<Sparty_McFly> Well... for some cliche reason it's the only way it works.
<Oppum> Ah.
* Specs rips Bella from the box of wonder/imagination
<Sparty_McFly> I don't get how the Illuminate designed this either. I just found it lying in the Vehicle Garage aside from a King Kryptor and a Cybranzilla
<Specs> Promise you won't hurt her Oppum
<Sparty_McFly> I swear, he has an entire damn garage of Experimentals from Supreme Commander 2
<Oppum> When did I ever make a threat?
<Specs> PROMISE
<Oppum> Promise...
<Specs> say the words
<Sparty_McFly> Everything from giant flying UFOs to freaking gravitational singularity generators. But I digress... either way, if you break the promise I'll shoot you with this giant arm cannon. And since you won't, rest assured I won't kill you.
<Sparty_McFly> Chances are you'll dodge and that cute penguin behind you will take the bullet... erm, laser
* Sparty_McFly decharges laser
<Bella> NOT THE PENGUIN
<Oppum> I promise, so long as you xenomorphic worms leave me be.
<Bella> ...worm...I know I am skinny but not a worm
<Sparty_McFly> Oh... shit.
<Sparty_McFly> Uh... you guys may wanna know this shocking fact.
<Specs> What?
<Sparty_McFly> (I'mma draw it out, but in this RP here you guys don't know that yet )
<Sparty_McFly> This thing's reactor will go completely unstable if destroyed.
<Sparty_McFly> That means if this thing does down it'll detonate in a thermobaric explosion.
<Specs> sorry only 2 people can fit in it)
<Sparty_McFly> (Jacobs is my resident AI, he'll be joining now)
<Bella> The black guy
*** Jacobs_AI [ad20f020@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/ip.173.32.240.32] has joined #wikia-pt
<Jacobs_AI> I've done some number-crunching.
<Jacobs_AI> The detonation of the Illuminate Universal Colossus will be equal to one tenth the yield of a NOVA Bomb
<Jacobs_AI> For comparison, an actual NOVA Bomb scattered most, if not all, of the Covenant fleet, scorched and rendered a nearby Covenant colony planet uninhabitable, and literally shattered its moon into several fragments
<Oppum> We've read the reports, Construct.
<Jacobs_AI> In layman's terms, Colossus fall down go booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom.
<Bella> *retreats into Box of Wonder*
<Sparty_McFly> Did you really have to place emphasis on the boom there?
<Sparty_McFly> Now you scared her off.
<Specs> damn it you scared her again
<Jacobs_AI> Then get this f**king mobile timebomb out of here!
<Sparty_McFly> No, it's supposed to be a deterrent, like 21st century mutually assured destruction!
<Jacobs_AI> IF ONE WRONG THING HAPPENS WE ALL DIE, GET THIS f**kING THING OUT NOW
<Specs> GET IT THE HELL OUTTA HERE
<Sparty_McFly> No, it's too powerful to just leave right now!
<Oppum> *eyes the crate* How did this female ever become a Spartan?
<Specs> Fine I will be in the box of wonder if you need me
<Specs> *retreats into box*
* Jacobs_AI is now very pissed off and glows red with rage. "Listen you cockmunch buttf**ker, if you don't get this piece of shit machine out of this place RIGHT NOW, I'll hijack it and drive it out of here myself.
<Sparty_McFly> It isn't a piece of shit and I'd like to see you try.
* Jacobs_AI disappears from the ground where he has projected himself and embodies the Universal Colossus. He then walks off with it.
* Sparty_McFly folds his arms. f**k, shoulda seen that coming.
<Specs> Ok code red is ocer
<Specs> *comes out of the box with Bella*
* Sparty_McFly goes into the Box of Wonder to sulk at his death machine being carried away
<Specs> YOUR NOT ALLOWED IN THERE
<Sparty_McFly> f**k YOU
<Specs> *box spits you out*
<Jacobs_AI> Just ignore him. It's actually not very often he cracks like an egg. In fact, I never saw him do it for my entire existence
* Sparty_McFly runs off
<Oppum> *enters the strange crate, now overcome with curiousity*
<Specs> The box contains my imagionation
<Specs> *box spits Oppum out*
<Jacobs_AI> As far as I know, the guy only cried for the first six months in the SPARTAN-II program until he came to terms that he would never see anyone he knew again.
<Specs> HAHAHAH
<Specs> CRY BABY
<Oppum> ...What are you talking about?
<Sparty_McFly> *from far off* shut up and stop revealing my personal history
<Bella> * bitch slaps Specs*
<Specs> what?
<Sparty_McFly> and besides, you would too, if you were suddenly cut off from everyone you knew and loved
<Jacobs_AI> Oooh snap!
<Bella> Yeah
<Oppum> About time. The female fainted at the sight of Mgalekgolo.
<Jacobs_AI> Now... *picks up Specs by the neck, somehow being able to do so* don't make me god damn Old Spice Man you.
<Bella> * bitch slaps Oppum*
<Jacobs_AI> *turns to Oppum
<Oppum> See, you broke the promise.
<Jacobs_AI> It was because her father was killed by one.
<Specs> BLACK MEN ARE AWESOME
<Jacobs_AI> She threw herself in the way of the Hunter and almost frigging died just to try and save her father. It didn't work.
<Jacobs_AI> As for you Specs, I'm black. He programmed me like that.
<Bella> *runs off crying*
<Jacobs_AI> Do. Not. Make. Me. Kick. Your. Ass.
<Specs> f**k
<Specs> sorry sir
<Jacobs_AI> *sighs and releases Specs, then bitch slaps himself*
<Jacobs_AI> *twice*
<Jacobs_AI> Well, that makes two... wait, didn't Russ run off too?
<Jacobs_AI> Meh, I know him too well, him basing me off of himself. Probably won't do anything bad.
<Oppum> You're right. Legions of Sangheili being ripped limb-from-limb is nowhere near as terrifying as a Mgalekgolo pair.
<Specs> yep
<Jacobs_AI> That, and from what I heard, as the Halo games went on they became more invulnerable.
<Jacobs_AI> Still had their weak points but they seemed to try and spite Legendary players by welding more armor onto themselves.
<Jacobs_AI> In Halo: Reach I wonder how much armor they'll have.
* Jacobs_AI turns to Specs.
<Specs> Was your father a member of those legions of Sangheli? Your lover?
<Oppum> A single round from your M6D's can kill a Mgalekgolo.
<Jacobs_AI> Oh, if Russ tries anything... he gave me full information about how to hack MJOLNIR Mark VI and Hayabusa-class armor.
<Specs> Did you sacrifice your health to try and save your father
<Jacobs_AI> I will make him fall off a cliff.
<Oppum> My health? We were at war
<Specs> So was she
* Sparty_McFly sits on a ridge. It's a fall he can take, in case he slips for some reason. He's just far enough away that binoculars can let him see the group.
<Specs> Hunter nearly killed her
<Oppum> The swarms killed everyone.
<Jacobs_AI> Oh... I'll chip in
<Specs> That scar or burn she carries will never heal
<Specs> not to mention the emotional wounds
<Jacobs_AI> Apparently when she was six her brother left to join the Insurgents. She may have killed him and not realized it.
<Jacobs_AI> Specs, odd thing.
<Specs> Yes
<Jacobs_AI> Once, my creator's creator fell off his bike at mid speed onto his elbow. He hit a large pile of pebbles.
<Oppum> The Sangheili who were chewed to pieces had more to worry about than petty emotions.
<Jacobs_AI> A midsize amount of Second Skin helped, as well as the protective bandages, but the scars are probably going to take a long time to heal. Might be visible for the rest of his teenage years, even.
<Specs> I see
<Jacobs_AI> *sigh* Not like the first time he had to go to the ER
<Specs> PITY PARTY IS OVER SEND IN THE DANCING LOBSTERS
* Oppum briefly considers continuing the debate, then thinks better of it. He stalks off to stand atop a small rise in the landscape.
<Jacobs_AI> *sigh*
<Specs> *summons the lobsters of dancing*
* Sparty_McFly sees Oppum approaching him
* Sparty_McFly does nothing
* Bella has run off into a cave to cry
<Jacobs_AI> Wait a minute... didn't Bella run off into a different direction?
<Specs> I think so
<Jacobs_AI> Hey Russ, are you picking up Bella's armor signal? How is it?
<Sparty_McFly> *semi-cracking voice for the first word* Yes. It seems to be okay, but I can't get a positive reading on health or armor status, just the transmitter
<Jacobs_AI> Good.
<Bella> from picture)
<Bella> wow gy thing lost my post)
<Oppum> (FOOL!)
<Sparty_McFly> Really Specs? You lost that Mass Effect sex scene?
<Oppum> (FAAIL!!!!)
<Sparty_McFly> (Wow... just wow. That's a real blow.)
<Oppum> (THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!)
<Bella> hmm?
<Jacobs_AI> *yells* HEY BELLA, SPECS JUST LOST HIS POST
* Oppum cocked his head quizzically. Why the humans were discussing a misplaced wooden pole, he had no idea. Best to leave them to their strange ways.
* Bella has abandoned her armor in the forest and is in her favorite green jump suit
<Jacobs_AI> (Wait, a forest? Where the hell is Bella?)
<Jacobs_AI> Well... this seems f**ked up.
<Specs> [Cave near a forest]
<Oppum> (because abandoning a multi-million dollar piece of military hardwire in the middle of the woods makes COMPLETE sense)
<Specs> [she does not really want to be a Spartan but she has too]
<Jacobs_AI> Oppum's alienated (in my dictionary, ironic), i think Russ is crying, Bella may be crying two, and we're just standing around talking.
<Jacobs_AI> f**k it, I'm an AI, I don't even know HOW I was able to pick you up by the scruff of your neck a few minutes ago. Did seem out of place
<Specs> She probably is quite a melancholy persib
* Jacobs_AI trudges off. "I am going to go find that son of a bitch, slap some f**king sense into him, and send him off for Bella. If this place isn't happy, neither am I."
<Specs> Get Juston
* Oppum heads for the Spartan's cliff, and after a short walk, plops down upon the rise, letting his feet hang over the edge.
<Specs> *Justin
* Sparty_McFly still does nothing until Jacobs approaches
<Jacobs_AI> (Ares isn't here and I'm not playing his character)
<Jacobs_AI> Alright. I understand you hate me because I had to put the Colossus into storage.
<Sparty_McFly> f**k you Jacobs. Go away.
<Specs> [if only ]
<Oppum> (Teh what? Quit bringing stuff in from other games, it confuses me.)
<Jacobs_AI> (Oppum: It's a giant mech. Just gonna say that and leave it at that.)
<Jacobs_AI> (As for my guy... well, it's mainly a matter of recieving more love. I am his creator, and I feel for him. He has given a single hug in this thing and nothing else. Hell, Coco's Spartan got f*cked. Or raped, depending on your point of view. Besides, this is non-canon so it technically never happened.)
<Jacobs_AI> (BACK TO THE STORY NAO)
<Specs> [XD]
* Jacobs_AI hijacks Russ' armor and makes him slap himself with it
<Sparty_McFly> The f**k was that for.
<Jacobs_AI> (my guy speaks in a Sammy Jackson voice) Alright, listen you asshole. This thing has fallen completely apart.
<Oppum> (Wait Coco got..... whaaaaaaaaaat?)
<Jacobs_AI> I'm an AI, I can do shit all about it without making it worse!
<Jacobs_AI> (It was... uh, shortly before the battle for Earth. Coco got Matt into a bathroom stall with someone else. Sex probably ensued.)
<Specs> [In our site before PRP Coco and Danny's character had a relationship]
<Sparty_McFly> And? What does that have to do with me?
<Oppum> (O__________________________________________________________________________o)
<Jacobs_AI> Bella is over there and she is f**king crying. Plus, *said into com so that only Russ hears* Oppum may be alienated.
<Specs> I can handle her I MADE HER AND I CAN DESTROY HERE *laughs evilly* but serious I know how to make her happy
<Jacobs_AI> Now, we need someone to solve this damn problem. Obviously Specs can't do it... actually, make him Plan B, and Oppum doesn't WANT to do it. No offense Oppum.
<Jacobs_AI> We need a GOD DAMN MAN to solve this problem.
<Oppum> ....What problem?
<Sparty_McFly> You're a ma---
<Specs> *pulls out the the detonator to the explosive device implanted into all of his characters*
<Jacobs_AI> I'M AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND YOU ARE GOING TO AT LEAST GET EVERYONE OUT OF THE GUTTER...
<Sparty_McFly> Jacobs?
<Specs> I GOT THIS
<Jacobs_AI> DO NOT JACOBS ME, YOU ARE GOING TO GO AND COMFORT HER, THEN YOU'RE GOING TO TRY TO MAKE OPPUM HAPPY!
<Sparty_McFly> Jacobs?
<Jacobs_AI> SHUT UP. WE NEED A MAN, NOT A CRYBABY!
<Sparty_McFly> JACOBS, SPECS JUST PULLED A f**kING DETONATOR!
<Oppum> .....I still do not understand the current situation.
* Jacobs_AI looks. It's true.
* Jacobs_AI turns towards Oppum. "Bella's crying, and we need someone to solve it." *switches to yelling, more or less in Specs' direction* "AND WE NEED TO DO IT WITHOUT TURNING SOMEONE INTO GIBLETS!"
<Specs> Don't worry I will simply pull a new Bella out of the many backups I have in storage
<Specs> but there will be an explosion
* Jacobs_AI twitches once.
<Specs> AND technically BELLA WILL DIE
<Jacobs_AI> Do. Not. Make. Me. Hack. That. Detonator.
* Jacobs_AI walks over.
<Specs> Don't make me get Grim
<Specs> HE will eat your black ass
<Oppum> She's a Spartan. She should be able to control emotions.
<Specs> She had a rough life
<Sparty_McFly> Oppum, it's like being forced to become something you don't want to.
<Specs> Very lonely since she became
<Specs> ...still very lonesome
<Sparty_McFly> The only reason I came to terms with it was because... well, I still don't know how.
<Jacobs_AI> Grim.
<Jacobs_AI> Realy.
<Specs> ....she only remembers her brother leaving her from childhood that is it
<Jacobs_AI> I will transform into Old Spice Man.
<Specs> and her last name because it was said it said event
<Jacobs_AI> I will kick your f**king ass from here all the way back to the shitpile of a planet called earth.
<Jacobs_AI> And then I might kick it back here AGAIN!
<Specs> She never for all she knows experienced Love
<Oppum> Desert.
<Sparty_McFly> Oppum. It isn't that easy.
<Specs> Exactly
<Sparty_McFly> Technically, Spartans are not allowed to desert, because I believe ONI would hunt them down and silence them.
<Sparty_McFly> Add another figure to the large list of MIAs.
<Specs> She was on that list but as WIA
<Jacobs_AI> Alright, back to what I was saying, but calmer.
<Oppum> She obviously can't handle the responsibilities of being a Spartan, and hasn't adapted to the role in her years of service. Logically, desertion would leave her better off.
<Specs> She was a good Spartan in her years
<Jacobs_AI> Alright. Russ.
<Specs> It was not till Stockhelm till she became this despressed
<Specs> Her depression started after Annapolis
<Specs> but it did not last that long
<Jacobs_AI> Yawni. YAWII yafyobtA yahte yarbgni yayuo yalte YAMTHGI yawI ,yadeno
<Jacobs_AI> yahts'ta yawecnO .yadnwo yahre yacmla yaltsae yawta ,yaballE
<Jacobs_AI> yacgnitrofmo yanto yawfi ,yawdna yaceva yahte yawotni yagte.
<Specs> wtf man
<Sparty_McFly> Got'cha.
* Sparty_McFly picks himself off and goes towards the caves.
<Specs> Hmm?
<Jacobs_AI> Specs, that is exactly the point of what I just said.
<Jacobs_AI> That's low-level encryption. I won't tell you until I completely entrust you.
* Specs grabs a magazine from the box of wonder
<Jacobs_AI> High-level encryption... hoo boy, that takes me a minute to process.
<Specs> Just because I have a Doctorate Degree in Evil Medicine and Science does not mean I am not Evil
*** Specs is now known as Dr-Specs
<Dr-Specs> Oppum you want anything?
<Dr-Specs> AI dude
<Dr-Specs> Anything and everything is in that box
<Dr-Specs> It is a direct portal to my imagination
* Sparty_McFly , in an alternate universe, sets up the Fluffinator 5000. He doesn't do anything else.
<Dr-Specs> Umm the caves?
* Oppum withdrew a cigar from his vest. He scrutinized the brown stub before clutching it between his mandibles.
<Jacobs_AI> *sigh*
* Bella grabs the combat knife from her hip
<Jacobs_AI> That was supposed to be me you... nevermind. I won't say that for fear of erasure. I'll maintain it.
<Dr-Specs> I sense a disturbance
* Dr-Specs shrugs and goes back to Evil Science Monthly
* Sparty_McFly pulls a Bushmaster ACR, scaled up to SPARTAN size, from his Creator Buffer. He equips it with a flashlight, thermal imaging optics, and a grenade launcher, and enters the caves.
<Jacobs_AI> (XD)
<Jacobs_AI> I'm fine, I'll just play some MW2 custom.
<Jacobs_AI> In my mind, Modern Warfare 2 is twice as epic, because it's got designated servers. Awesome.
* Sparty_McFly sends the Creator Buffer back and continues his spelunking-ish task
<Jacobs_AI> What to play... what to play?
* Bella ponders ending it all
* Dr-Specs grabs some laughing gas
<Oppum> (OOH! OOH! In the dining room, with the candle stick!)
* Sparty_McFly almost falls off of a small drop he otherwise would not have seen coming. He makes a little bit of noise climbing down.
* Dr-Specs inhales it and begins laughing evilily
<Jacobs_AI> Doc, there a problem?
* Bella is startled and drops the night
<Oppum> (That stuff messes you up.)
<Jacobs_AI> Meh... I'll play some good old Socom 4.
<Dr-Specs> ...Blue Spartan dies
<Oppum> (Iz liek.... duuuuude.... there's SMURFS over there!)
* Sparty_McFly switches off his helmet flashlights for the more powerful UNSC flashlight on his ACR.
<Dr-Specs> ....Councilor's wife bears a twin of the father.....and dictator
<Oppum> (There's Smurfs in mah dentiststes.... OMGOSH SOMEONE SAID A PUMPKIN!)
<Jacobs_AI> Wait, which blue spartan?
<Dr-Specs> ....Beauty
<Oppum> (And that's your mind on laughing gas)
<Jacobs_AI> Was it Caboose or Church? No, it was Church
* Jacobs_AI grabs an issue of PTOM and reads the column on Rage, the newest id software shooter
<Oppum> (Tucker)
<Jacobs_AI> HAHAHAHAAAHA.
<Dr-Specs> ....Venus in physical form....never experienced love.....dies......tis the end of beauty?
<Jacobs_AI> My god, the way id thinks makes sense, but it's retarded.
* Sparty_McFly falls off of a large drop after taking a wrong turn.
* Sparty_McFly climbs back up it with helmet flashlights. "Motherf**king caves.... now I understand why I hate them."
<Dr-Specs> The Italien in Sweden drowns in own despair?
<Jacobs_AI> Honestly Specs, listen to this.
<Jacobs_AI> Apparently, id got some new software which allowed them to create a huge game world like non ever seen before.
<Dr-Specs> ...drowns in own blood....it is dark
<Jacobs_AI> Their first thought was, "Players must be able to drive cars." Their second thought: "The cars need to have guns on them"
<Jacobs_AI> Classic, yet fun. Can't wait until I can get it.
* Dr-Specs phases back to reality
<Oppum> (Quit de-railing the plot, Specs. Cease these rants)
<Oppum> (Twisted Metal, ftw.)
<Dr-Specs> [was refering Bella about to kill herself the whole time]
<Sparty_McFly> (Agreed)
* Sparty_McFly climbs down another rock wall and is now close to Bella
<Oppum> (Giggity)
<Dr-Specs> [Bella=Beautiful, she is a Swede with an Italian name]
<Jacobs_AI> (Why did I think that you were gonna say that?)
<Dr-Specs>
<Dr-Specs> [or beautiful]
* Sparty_McFly , (in a half-assed attempt to kickstart the second plotline), stumbles across Bella with the knife out
<Bella> go away
<Oppum> (SuiCIIIIIIIDE! Dun knife yourself. You gotta jump off something.)
<Sparty_McFly> I at least want to know something. Why do you have that knife out?
<Oppum> (And do a back flip)
<Oppum> (DO THE FLIP!)
<Jacobs_AI> (And then land awesomely)
<Bella> ...uh I heard you and I thought that you were a bear or something
* Sparty_McFly studies it for a few seconds.
<Oppum> (Shattering your shins and causing your femur to erupt through your abdomen)
* Bella grins innocently
<Sparty_McFly> A half-assed attempt at lying.
<Oppum> (Bow Chicka Giggity)
<Sparty_McFly> Don't ask me how I know that, I do.\
<Sparty_McFly> (Oppum that was in no way sexual.)
<Bella> how do you know that I am lying?
<Sparty_McFly> I have learned, over the course of many years serving with the UNSC, to read emotions.
<Oppum> (Because, pretty woman always lie.)
<Oppum> (ALWAYS!)
* Dr-Specs accidently drops detonator almost causing it to fall over and land on the side with the boom switch
<Sparty_McFly> It was a skill made out of need: one bad squadmate could jeopardize the lives of the entire team.
* Jacobs_AI jacks into it and shuts it off
<Dr-Specs> That could of been bad
<Sparty_McFly> *snaps into a semi-trance looking behind him* And shut up Oppum, you sexist retard!
<Sparty_McFly> *snaps back into reality* Uh... wait, what did I just do?
<Sparty_McFly> I had... quite an emotional attachment too. I've experienced my share of death.
* Dr-Specs grabs Bella's favorite stuffed animal from childhood and a portal gun and transports it to Sparty
<Oppum> (Quotation marks = Out of Character. You can't here me.)
* Sparty_McFly watches a stuffed animal fall into his hands.\
<Sparty_McFly> What?
* Dr-Specs appears behind Sparty mysteriously
<Dr-Specs> I believe you dropped this Mr. Spartan
<Sparty_McFly> *talks quietly* I know you're there Specs. I think you were behind this. Speak.
<Sparty_McFly> Ah.
<Sparty_McFly> I'll use it well.
<Dr-Specs> ...you ment to give to her
* Sparty_McFly subconsciously nods
<Dr-Specs> ....it always made you feel better isn't that right Bella?
* Bella stares at stuffed toy wide eyed
<Sparty_McFly> Bella... um... I have something for you. *slowly extends hand towards Bella with stuffed animal*
<Sparty_McFly> (Oppum: It was for the lulz. To inject some WTFness into an otherwise unremarkable Nicholas Sparks-esque moment.
<Bella> [ teh animal bleach.neoseeker.com/w/i/bleach/1/1d/Kon_03.jpg] [gotta love Bleach...and Kon his pervertedness]
<Bella> ...where did you find that....I thought that....here.....how
<Sparty_McFly> To tell the truth... I don't know, really.
<Sparty_McFly> Figure you might want it.
* Oppum had long ago abandoned his perch. Too little was happening, he needed to move around. He approached the cave entrance, then paused. The humans were certainly displeased with his presence, but he shrugged it off. He entered anyway.
<Sparty_McFly> (While I was on Flipnote Studio... I saw the epicest flip ever)
<Sparty_McFly> (Toadette is sitting there crying. Toad arrives, and falls over after epic stance for a few seconds. He walks over and asks Toadette what's wrong.)
<Sparty_McFly> (Toadette says, "I'm pregnant."
* Dr-Specs grins and disappears just as quickly as he arrived
<Sparty_McFly> (Toad instantly goes, "ffffffffffffffffff" and twitches. Toadette says, Uh, toad?)
<Dr-Specs>
<Sparty_McFly> (Toad then goes all-out meme, yelling FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU)
* Bella hugs Sparty still crying
* Sparty_McFly hugs back (after several seconds of trying to get the slash key to work), silently muttering comforting words.
<Jacobs_AI> (Fluffometer at level five.)
* Dr-Specs goes back to the box of wonder and pulls out another magazine
* Oppum found the Spartans, locked in a passionate.... hug... within the depths of the cavern. He sat on a nearby rock, and studied the two in silence.
* Dr-Specs goes beside Oppum
<Oppum> ?
<Dr-Specs> *whispers* shh if you interupt the mating sequence the female will reject the male's advance
* Dr-Specs throws a rock and vanishes
<Bella> What was that...
* Bella sees Oppum and hides behind a rock
* Oppum remains motionless, the end of his cigar now frayed from vigorous chewing.
<Sparty_McFly> sunuvabitch
* Bella has a flash of her father smoking a cigars when he took her to the militia meetings
* Sparty_McFly picks up the ACR and reloads it. "Oppum, just when it seems like I've calmed her down, you f**king interfere. You know she fears you, LEAVE."
* Dr-Specs grins as he watched the mayhem he created from a little view screen
* Dr-Specs spawns some popcorn
* Sparty_McFly thinks.
<Sparty_McFly> Wait... Oppum said she wouldn't hurt her, he'd lose honor.
* Bella has started blubbering
* Oppum continued chewing at the stub, remaining silent as the Spartan collapsed into an emotional heap.
<Bella> [again]
<Sparty_McFly> Oppum, I know you didn't do that. Sorry for snapping.
* Dr-Specs grabs a cigar
* Oppum remained in place, but his gaze flickered towards the newcomer.
<Sparty_McFly> Could you politely leave? Oh, and kick Specs' ass for me.
* Dr-Specs Specs goes into and locks box of wonder
* Dr-Specs burns down the room he was previous was in all that remains is the box perfectly fine
* Oppum mumbled something incoherent, then rose to begin the journey out of the caverns.
* Jacobs_AI turns towards Bella and takes off his helmet.
<Jacobs_AI> (Oops. Epic fail)
* Oppum plopped down in the grass outside the entrance, leaning against a pile of gravel as he stared at an undefined point in the sky.
* Sparty_McFly looks at Bella. "Oppum is gone, and Specs threw the rock and generally pulled a jackassery move."
* Dr-Specs goes out of box but is wearing a Hollow Mask
<Dr-Specs> [Mask=Evils Specs which is what Specs is ATM]
<Bella> ...no the damned elite did it....the creator is all good and all knowing
* Dr-Specs smokes cigar
* Dr-Specs drops cigar and again has burned down the landscape around the burned building
* Bella curls into ball
* Dr-Specs appears abducts Bella and leaves
<Sparty_McFly> Mother f**ker.
* Sparty_McFly walks out of the caves and looks at Oppum.
* Dr-Specs pulls a giant tower from box of wonder
<Sparty_McFly> Oppum, I require your assistance.
* Dr-Specs places her in the top and locks her in a windowless and superstrong doored room
<Oppum> Hm?
<Sparty_McFly> As is usual, while Bella was in a heap of crushed emotions, Specs abducted her.
<Sparty_McFly> For some reason that tower is there... you know what, screw it. JACOBS!
<Jacobs_AI> What?
<Sparty_McFly> Bring the King Kryptor over here!
<Jacobs_AI> Why?
<Sparty_McFly> Bella's been kidnapped by her creator!
* Dr-Specs pulls a Sangheili fleet and a Arracnar from the box of wonder
<Jacobs_AI> I'll tap into it and let you drive. I'll handle the Universal Colossus if assitance is required.
<Jacobs_AI> Well then...
<Jacobs_AI> might need to bring an entire army.
<Jacobs_AI> Let's go back to McFly's home base.
<Oppum> If it's her creator.... it wouldn't be kidnapping.
<Sparty_McFly> Oppum: Well... he might kill her.
* Dr-Specs and also pulls his Zanpakuto from the box as well
<Sparty_McFly> This is more like humans thinking of robots as lesser. Our creator thinks of us a regular human beings as well.
<Dr-Specs> [well more like said creator is like Dr. Jekell and Mr. Hyde]
<Sparty_McFly> With that fleet, that Arracnar, and that Zanpakuto, we may want to run before they get here.
<Dr-Specs> [good side + dark side dueling it out for control]
<Sparty_McFly> On the upside, you'll get to pilot a giant dinosaur.
* Dr-Specs stands on top of tower and smokes again
* Dr-Specs grabs face and trys to rip mask off but then growls and rips his hand away
* Dr-Specs in a moment of goodness and control grabs another Zanpakuto and spawns in near Sparty and Oppum
* Dr-Specs also gives them an Hollow supressing glove that is imbued with the power to seal Hollow away
* Dr-Specs returns to Evil
<Dr-Specs> [enjoy]
<Dr-Specs>
<Oppum> (Ima be testing some stuff, so I'll be AFK for a bit)
<Dr-Specs> [newb]
<Oppum> (Hey, it's stuff from Halo: Reach. I gotta check these out.)
<Dr-Specs> [fine]
<Dr-Specs> [DAMN IT ARES HAS NOT BEEN ON ALL DAY]
<Dr-Specs> *destroys Ares*
<Jacobs_AI> WHAT THE HELL!
* Jacobs_AI uses the glove and seals the Hollow.
<Jacobs_AI> We need to get to the base. FAST.
* Sparty_McFly returns, at the helm of a King Kryptor Experimental Assault Bot. Jacobs is at the helm of an Illuminate Universal Colossus
* Dr-Specs falls to the floor howling in pain like a monster
<Jacobs_AI> I will now state my army size.
* Dr-Specs mask is slowly cracking and then chipping a part
<Sparty_McFly> SPARTAN-984's UEF Forces
* Bella sees that the knife from the cave is still with her
<Dr-Specs> [DUN DUN DUN]
* Dr-Specs mask reforms but again slowly breaks apart
* Sparty_McFly sends in the Rockhead tanks, Titan assault bots, Wasp fightercraft, Eagle Eye Bombers, and Broadsword gunships in as the first wave of attack.
<Sparty_McFly> In total, around 5000 vehicles are rushing the tower.
* Dr-Specs mask forms again and is able to remain stable for a small moment of time
* Dr-Specs laughs
<Sparty_McFly> The fighters and gunships are dealing with the Covenant ships, and other ground forces are being assaulted.
<Dr-Specs> [hold on I think I can get a voice for you ]
<Dr-Specs> [ah not important ]
<Dr-Specs> Take another step and I will blast Bella to bits....if she does not kill herself first
* Dr-Specs charges up a Cero blast
<Sparty_McFly> Second wave, on my mark.
<Dr-Specs> You dare risk her destruction?
<Sparty_McFly> So? It's creators like you that give the rest bad names.
<Dr-Specs> I am not her creator
<Dr-Specs> I have no name
<Dr-Specs> He and I are one though but I am not her creator
<Dr-Specs> *chunk of hollow mask falls off*
<Sparty_McFly> Then WHO ARE YOU?
<Sparty_McFly> Second Wave, NOW!
<Dr-Specs> I am the Darkness of his soul
* Sparty_McFly watches the Fatboy IIs, AC-1000 Gunships, and Urchinow Assault Blocks, along with even more basic ground units, charge towards the tower
<Sparty_McFly> I understand.
<Sparty_McFly> I also understand that since you are his evil side, you won't give up.
<Sparty_McFly> So I won't even ask or demand.
<Dr-Specs> Your a smart one
* Dr-Specs spawns army to counter army
<Jacobs_AI> We have incomings. Another army's entered the battlefield. They don't pose much of a threat but if they hijack anything they can cause damage. The largers ones we should worry about.
<Sparty_McFly> Status on first wave.
<Jacobs_AI> All of the airborne first wave is gone, and the groundborne first wave is still strong, but being overwhelmed. Wave 2 should be arriving any second now.
* Dr-Specs has an Arrancar rip the glove off and place it in the room with Bella
<Sparty_McFly> Dammit!
* Dr-Specs 's mask has reformed
<Sparty_McFly> Keep fighting, we may be able to bust through! Prep the ground troops! Wave 3, on my mark!
* Dr-Specs lets out a growl of pain from the glove being ripped off
<Jacobs_AI> First wave's gone like the wind. Second wave is pulling strong. One of the AC-3000 Terrors got shot down.
<Dr-Specs> Much better
<Sparty_McFly> That leaves two. I hope we're dealing damage to that airborne fleet of his.
<Dr-Specs> [do as we please you just have to stall till Specs gains control again ]
* Dr-Specs swings a chain blade and rips an aircraft from the sky and causes it crash into ground units
<Jacobs_AI> The fleet's numbers have been reduced by 50%. We've almost broken---SHIT! One of the Fatboys just got destroyed because of the second AC-1000!
<Jacobs_AI> It was ripped out of the sky and crashed right onto it. It took out some of the second wave grunts too.
<Sparty_McFly> Third Wave, get ready. It's almost our time.
* Dr-Specs laughs evily
<Bella> [not needed ATM so I am having Specs be dueling self in innerworld of his]
<Jacobs_AI> Ready?
<Sparty_McFly> THIRD WAVE, CHARGE!
* Bella nick Dr-Specs-Good
* Bella has been impaled by his Hollow selfs chainblade
*** Bella is now known as Dr-Specs-Good
<Dr-Specs-Good> [thought it changed]
* Dr-Specs-Good spits some blood out
<Dr-Specs-Good> No...no....I am not done yet
<Oppum> (Good news, brethren. I return from my conquest with the holy of holies, the ark of the proverbial covenant, then piece de resistance. I now posses the Designated Marksman Rifle. Huzzah!)
<Dr-Specs> [no your done....I am the king of this body]
<Sparty_McFly> (This is the force of my Third and final wave: 25,000 combined grunt units, same number of air grunts. 25 Fatboy II tanks, 25 Urchinow weapons blocks, 50 AC-1000 mega-gunships. 10 Air Fortresses, 10 Darkenoid Saucers, 5 Pullinsmash Unit Magnets, Five Disruptor Quantum Distortion Artillery. One Cybranasaurus Rex, One Universal Colossus, One King Kryptor (flagship))
<Dr-Specs> me stabs other self again
* Dr-Specs-Good falls in the ground apparently defeated
* Jacobs_AI watches the combine forces of the third wave smash through the armies and get to the tower
* Dr-Specs transforms into a more monstrous form and slowly the body breaks apart
<Jacobs_AI> Time to get that fleet out of the sky. Pullinsmash Magnets, deploy.
* Dr-Specs fires a blast of Cero into ground forces followed by another
* Sparty_McFly watches the Pullinsmashes deploy, and start to suck the Covenant fleet out of the sky,
<Sparty_McFly> gotta do something
* Dr-Specs goes inside tower and drags Bella into innerworld and leaves a portal inside the room before returning to top of tower again
* Dr-Specs-Good feels something wet falling onto his body
<Sparty_McFly> DAMMIT!
<Dr-Specs-Good> ....it is cold.....so...very cold
<Sparty_McFly> Pullinsmash Number Four took a direct hit from two cero blasts! It's down, but not destroyed
<Jacobs_AI> I'll evac them.
<Jacobs_AI> As for the rest, what's left of the Covenant Fleet is being compacted into balls as we speak.
<Dr-Specs> [psst you have a zanpakuto to duel and distract him as Specs get better ]
<Sparty_McFly> Advance forwards. We're big enough to squash their army. After that we need to take down that zanpakuto
<Sparty_McFly> Wait... he's too powerful. (ignites dual energy swords) I'll take care of that bastard. Jacobs, you're in command until he dies.
* Dr-Specs uses his chain blades to slice through the front line of army
<Dr-Specs> [one in each hand]
<Jacobs_AI> Dammit, most of our grunts are gone!
* Jacobs_AI lands on the ground in front of the zanpakuto
<Jacobs_AI> (SHIT)
<Sparty_McFly> Alright you Hollow sunuvabitch, you're going down. *charges*
* Dr-Specs blocks charge with his other blade that is in his free hand
<Sparty_McFly> Dammit!
* Sparty_McFly slashes to no avail at the energy blade
* Dr-Specs laughs
<Sparty_McFly> wait a second.
<Dr-Specs> [it is metal]
<Sparty_McFly> Jacobs, I need you to fire that Kryptor's gauss cannon where I am right now.
<Jacobs_AI> You could die sir!
<Sparty_McFly> Just fire dammit!
* Jacobs_AI aims the gauss cannon and pulls the trigger
<Dr-Specs> [you risk harming Bella you should not know she is inside Specs]
* Sparty_McFly Armor Locks, and the shields are pushed down to zero as the gauss round impacts the chain blade
<Sparty_McFly> Dammit... it better be gone!
<Sparty_McFly> (Wait, are you the zanpakuto?)
<Dr-Specs> [hmm?]
<Dr-Specs> [no it is a sword]
<Sparty_McFly> Dammit! It's metal, WHY ISN'T THIS DAMN THING WRECKING IT?
* Sparty_McFly keeps smashing through the zanpakuto, to no avail
<Dr-Specs> It is directly related to my spiritual pressure; and I have barely begun to use it
<Sparty_McFly> Shit.
<Dr-Specs-Good> ....it is getting warmer now...but it is raining....but still I feel no warm...slowly...why has the Reaper not come...
* Dr-Specs-Good is consious and is up though he is pretty wounded
* Dr-Specs-Good playfully slashes toward Sparty not intending to hit him only playing
<Dr-Specs-Good> [BAD]
<Sparty_McFly> gotta do something again
<Dr-Specs> and what is that?
<Sparty_McFly> gotta play my bro's game
<Sparty_McFly> he can't get past a boss fight
<Dr-Specs> [XD what game]
<Sparty_McFly> say ter
<Sparty_McFly> say later
<Dr-Specs> [later?]
<Dr-Specs>
<Sparty_McFly> yes
<Dr-Specs> [You got till about 3:00 EST at least before I can stay up an hour or two after that]
<Dr-Specs> [but not if nobody is here]
<Sparty_McFly> will not be long
<Dr-Specs> mmk
<Oppum> Are we done?
<Dr-Specs> well Sparty was a major player
<Sparty_McFly> (done)
<Dr-Specs> but you can duel Hollow Specs for a bit
<Sparty_McFly> (it was Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story (bro got it with a Nintendo DSi)
<Dr-Specs> [ah
<Dr-Specs> [so you back]
<Sparty_McFly> (it's actually a competent game. There's nothing better than getting Bowser up to level 40, going to fight those sunflower rejects, using flame once, and insta-killing all of them)
<Dr-Specs> [XD]
* Dr-Specs summons Level 40. Boweser
<Sparty_McFly> Dammit.
<Sparty_McFly> I know all his tricks.
* Sparty_McFly orders one shot from a Disruptor artillery cannon. He destroys Bowser, and is hit by the sword swipe, which takes a good chunk of his health off, leaving him lying, gasping for breatg
<Sparty_McFly> Shit... that damn thing is powerful...
* Dr-Specs uses this time to sort of space out and go into innerworld to finish off self during said fight
<Sparty_McFly> (We gotta wrap this up FAST)
<Dr-Specs> [why fast?]
<Sparty_McFly> (It's 12:26 AM right now, I have to get off very soon)
<Dr-Specs> [well alright then :/]
* Sparty_McFly watches his health fall lower due to the gash. The world is red and sounds are muffled.
<Sparty_McFly> jacobs...
<Jacobs_AI> What is it?
<Sparty_McFly> wreck... that... tower...
<Sparty_McFly> at... any... cost...
<Jacobs_AI> I will, sir.
<Jacobs_AI> ALL UNITS, CHARGE!
<Dr-Specs> A pity you kept me at bay so long....but look at you know
<Sparty_McFly> son of a bitch
<Dr-Specs> [.....one of your worthless creations weeping]
<Dr-Specs> he is inside world
<Sparty_McFly> is... is that me?
<Dr-Specs> [but this means talking in inside world now]
<Dr-Specs> [no Specs]
<Sparty_McFly> you asshole... i'm not weeping... i'm mortally wounded
* Dr-Specs kicks Bella off of Specs [again this is not outside Hollow is just standing there now]
* Sparty_McFly is breathing less and less
<Sparty_McFly> you sick f**k...
<Sparty_McFly> you know my forces are pressing their advantage
* Dr-Specs runs his claw like finger against the scar of Bella causing it to reopen and her to bleed
* Sparty_McFly remains very calm throughout the ordeal
<Sparty_McFly> face it you evil f**ktard. you can't win
<Sparty_McFly> and it doesn't matter if I'm gonna die.
<Dr-Specs> Can't win....again I have only displaying a small fraction of my power
* Dr-Specs fires a Cero Blast into the distence and the blast can be seen destroying a large portion of forest
<Dr-Specs-Good> No....you do not harm one of my most beloved creation
* Dr-Specs-Good rises to his feet
<Sparty_McFly> s...
<Sparty_McFly> s....
<Sparty_McFly> specs?
* Sparty_McFly slowly takes off his helmet
<Dr-Specs-Good> Same Chain Zanpukto that Hollow wields appears in hand
<Dr-Specs-Good> Shh it it alright you don't have to fight any more
<Sparty_McFly> kill... that... ass...
<Sparty_McFly> i don't want to fight
<Sparty_McFly> my time's come.
<Dr-Specs-Good> no...
<Sparty_McFly> kill him.
* Dr-Specs-Good heals Sparty
<Sparty_McFly> erggg...
* Sparty_McFly takes his dual energy swords and reignites them
* Dr-Specs stabs Specs in back while Specs starts healing
<Sparty_McFly> (It's temporary, right? Well, for me)
<Sparty_McFly> Oh, you asshole.
<Dr-Specs> [only enough to keep you from dieing]
<Sparty_McFly> First you kidnap her, now you kill her true creator.
* Sparty_McFly undergoes an adrenaline rush
* Dr-Specs-Good in healing him as granted him some of his spiritual power
<Dr-Specs-Good> [wait let me do this again]
* Dr-Specs-Good impales 777 with sword transfering part of his power to 777
<Dr-Specs-Good> [i mean Sparty
<Dr-Specs-Good> ....finish him...*cough* *cough*
* Dr-Specs-Good crawls over bleeding towards Bella
* Dr-Specs sends a chain blade to stab Specs and drag him back
* Dr-Specs-Good struggles to have blade rip out of him
<Sparty_McFly> I HAVE TO GO AFK f**kING AGAIN HE CAN'T KILL ANOTHER f**kING BOSS
<Sparty_McFly> I WILL BE BACK
<Dr-Specs-Good> [XD mmk]
<Dr-Specs-Good> [THIS IS AN EPIC GOD-MOD FESTIVAL]
* Dr-Specs-Good collapses onto of the slowly bleeding out Bella
*** Dr-Specs-Good is now known as Bella
* Sparty_McFly is blinded by complete rage
* Sparty_McFly charges forward in a flash and impales Dr-Specs through with both swords
* Sparty_McFly , in complete bloodlust, continues to aggressively attack Dr-Specs with the swords, not even giving him a chance to strike back
<Sparty_McFly> (In other words, I'm back)
<Bella> [mmk]
* Dr-Specs blocks sometimes barely managing to do so
* Sparty_McFly pauses for one second
* Dr-Specs grins an evil smile
<Sparty_McFly> f**kwad, even though you didn't do it... THIS IS FOR EVERYONE THAT DIED IN THAT f**kING RIFTER WAR!
* Sparty_McFly charges yet again, aggressively attacking
<Dr-Specs> [1 sec]
<Oppum> Oppum emmerges from behind, energy dagger ignited. He growls angrily, then sinks the blade into the villain's neck.
<Oppum> (I win)
<Sparty_McFly> (I'll say, the boss fight music in Bowser's Inside Story is awesome. It's great.)
<Dr-Specs> [XD]
<Sparty_McFly> (Oppum, I thought you were outside? I did say you got to pilot a giant lizard, so technically you're commanding the Cybranasaurus Rex that's outside
<Sparty_McFly> (It's a fire-breathing armored laser-shooting dinosaur which can trample things. PURE AWESOMENESS.)
<Oppum> (I had no idea what was going on, so I felt a heavy dose of god-modding was in order)
<Sparty_McFly> (XD. Either way, back to the fight me and Specs were having)
* Dr-Specs blocks attack with one sword and uses Sonido [super speed] to go and grab Bella to use as his shield now
<Oppum> (Nuh, I killed him. The game is over)
* Sparty_McFly stops
<Sparty_McFly> You evil bastard. You wouldn't.
<Dr-Specs> Wouldn't I ?
<Dr-Specs> I have no need for HIS creations
<Sparty_McFly> Oh yeah, forgot that part. With the evilness and all.
<Sparty_McFly> Fine then.
<Dr-Specs> they are abominations
<Sparty_McFly> Go ahead, have your day. I'm outta here.
* Sparty_McFly turns around
<Dr-Specs> Fine I will just kill her
<Dr-Specs> and her creator
<Dr-Specs> [brb again]
* Sparty_McFly stays still for a few seconds
<Sparty_McFly> (Oh, 'xxx' is thinking. It's also Sev's mind ;P)
<Sparty_McFly> 'Dammit... I need a plan. Wait, don't I have that... oh yes, that will work perfectly.'
<Sparty_McFly> (Hurry up, it's almost 1 AM and I'll be kicked off by then dammit)
<Dr-Specs> [back]
<Sparty_McFly> (Good. Let's wrap this up.)
* Dr-Specs prepares to finish off Bella
* Sparty_McFly does nothing.
<Sparty_McFly> 'Wait for it... wait for it...'
<Dr-Specs> [accidently stab her to end this "P]
* Dr-Specs goes in for stab
* Sparty_McFly spins around, getting a clear shot, and shoots Dr-Specs in the head with a .700 Nitro Express revolver
<Sparty_McFly> Doctor, you have failed to practice the hippocratic oath. You have been relieved of your job.
* Dr-Specs moves Bella to block shot
<Sparty_McFly> You have been, quite literally, fired.
* Sparty_McFly watches shot impact in the torso
<Sparty_McFly> shit
<Dr-Specs> Really?
* Sparty_McFly is completely full of rage at this second
* Bella slowly fades from existence [like dissolving]
* Sparty_McFly watches himself fail his objective.
<Bella> *white line flashes through area*
<Sparty_McFly> 'No... it's an illusion, isn't it? She may have died, and she may have not.'
<Sparty_McFly> What?
*** Bella is now known as Specs
<Sparty_McFly> (I'd imagine Bohemian Rhapsody playing at this point)
<Sparty_McFly> (hurry)
<Specs> * Bella slowly fades still but Specs is begining to reform becoming real as she fades
* Sparty_McFly stares slack-jawed
<Sparty_McFly> my fork.
<Sparty_McFly> my fork for a kingdom.
<Specs> I told you that you would not let you harm one of my most beloved creations
* Specs charges a beam of white energy and obliterates Evil Specs
* Sparty_McFly continues to stare slackjawed.
<Specs> You have been avenged....
<Sparty_McFly> specs...
* Specs tears falls from eye
<Sparty_McFly> jacobs call the army off.
<Sparty_McFly> we failed.
<Jacobs_AI> Roger that, sir.
* Dr-Specs is gone all remains is a mask on the floor
<Jacobs_AI> Alright, we're going. Objective failed.
* Sparty_McFly walks over to that mask
<Specs> ....have we
* Sparty_McFly brings the force of over 1000 pounds of pressure via his foot onto the mask
* Dr-Specs mask apparently shatters but the dust blows away with the wind
<Sparty_McFly> you son of a bitch...
<Sparty_McFly> f**k.
<Sparty_McFly> he'll be back.
<Specs> He will be back as long as I in a form of existence....
<Sparty_McFly> and as long as you exist, and he exists, I will kick his scaly little ass.
<Specs> He and I are inhabit the same soul....that is not needed he should not be a problem
<Sparty_McFly> so...
<Sparty_McFly> we did it?
*** Dr-Specs is now known as Tear_on_teh_grou
* Tear_on_teh_grou slowly forms into a shape
* Sparty_McFly looks at the tear. He knows nothing else as darkness reclaims him and he passes out.
* Tear_on_teh_grou shape slowly morphs into a form of Bella
* Tear_on_teh_grou becomes Bella
*** Tear_on_teh_grou is now known as Bella
* Jacobs_AI has his palm pressed into his face. All this time... all this manpower... and we failed.
<Specs> No
<Sparty_McFly> MJOLNIR armor: Warning: Subject Russell-984 is in critical condition. Medical assistance is required immediately.
* Jacobs_AI stares at Bella.
* Specs heals Sparty
<Jacobs_AI> we did it?
<Specs> yes
<Sparty_McFly> Subject Russell-984 is no longer in critical condition. It is recommended he be monitored.
<Jacobs_AI> WE DID IT!
<Specs> She is the embodiment of my love and compassion
* Jacobs_AI screams this into the intercom. WE DID IT! MISSION SUCCESSFUL, WE WON!
<Specs> but at what cost?
<Jacobs_AI> *Cheers scream across the survivors
* Jacobs_AI appears next to the unconscious Russ, Bella, and Specs
<Jacobs_AI> At the cost of...
<Jacobs_AI> 250,000,000 brave souls.
<Jacobs_AI> May they rest forever in peace, having died to protect the sanctity of the dimension.
<Specs> A shame....but that can be fixed
<Jacobs_AI> You don't understand.
* Specs starts fading from existence white lights start falling from the sky
<Jacobs_AI> We can fix some of them... but most of them don't even have corpses.
<Specs> All wounds will be heal....
<Jacobs_AI> For those who still have a corpse... who can be called back to life... thank you.
<Jacobs_AI> You get a free f**king year off, all expenses paid.
* Specs has faded completely and the shower of lights fall bringing all the slain back
<Specs> [except the bad guys]
* Jacobs_AI is staring slack-jawed
<Jacobs_AI> Bella.
* Specs is gone completely from this realm of existence
<Bella> yes?
* Jacobs_AI points towards Russ.
<Jacobs_AI> He's on the ground, he's unconscious, and he almost died.
<Jacobs_AI> We need to get this guy outta here.
<Specs> Lets go
<Specs> [zorry Bella]
* Jacobs_AI coms a C-18 Star Lifter
* Bella lifts Sparty's body
<Jacobs_AI> "This is Bravo 1, what assistance is required?"
<Jacobs_AI> We've got an unconscious Spartan in near-critical condition who needs to be evaced, get your ass over here.
<Jacobs_AI> "Roger, ETA 30 seconds."
* Jacobs_AI watches the Star Lifter transport landhttp://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100307191949/supcom2/images/f/fe/C18_Star_Lifter.png
* Bella looks up wide eyed at cool ship
<Jacobs_AI> We're flying on that. As for me, I'll be bringing Kryptor home. Those things aren't precise drivers.
<Jacobs_AI> Get on that transport and everything else will be taken care of.
* Jacobs_AI disappears
<Bella> al..alright
* Sparty_McFly wakes up for one second
* Bella gets on transport
<Sparty_McFly> hel... hel...
<Bella> Shh
<Sparty_McFly> helmet
* Bella picks up helmet
<Sparty_McFly> helmet... over there... get it...
* Sparty_McFly picks it up and puts it back on
<Sparty_McFly> thanks
* Sparty_McFly passes out
* Bella gets on board ship
<Sparty_McFly> *voiceover* The Spartanbase military was reduced in capacity by one fourth.
<Sparty_McFly> It used to be one third, due to the lost manpower. Sadly, Specs couldn't bring back the destroyed vehicles. Among them were tens of thousands of grunt vehicles, several Minor Experimentals, and two Major Experimentals.
<Sparty_McFly> One of the Pullinsmash Magnets, and a Disruptor cannon that overloaded.
<Sparty_McFly> The slain, as Jacobs said, were given an all-expenses paid year off.
<Bella> *voiceover* And my creator has damned himself to an eternal duel with the evil half of his soul
<Sparty_McFly> 99% of the entire military was forced to repairs. Specs did not treat wounds, though. Fortunately, no wounded died.
<Sparty_McFly> The final death toll: 20, all being the brave souls inside the Disruptor artillery cannon when it detonated.
<Sparty_McFly> The stars found them too. Wherever they are... they're doing fine.
<Sparty_McFly> *Epilogue starts now*
* Sparty_McFly wakes up on a hospital gurney
<Bella> Your awake?
<Sparty_McFly> f**k... where am I... a... hospital?
<Sparty_McFly> jesus, I'm on a gurney. how has it not collapsed yet.
<Bella> don't strain yourself your still hurt
* Sparty_McFly looks at Bella.
<Sparty_McFly> I kind of figured that.
<Sparty_McFly> When you're on a gurney you try not to stress yourself.
<Bella> .....I was trying to be nice
* Bella rolls eye
<Sparty_McFly> and I was being sarcastic.
* Sparty_McFly smiles
* Jacobs_AI appears on the helmet, on a table next to the gurney
<Jacobs_AI> It appears that the gurney has had its durability heavily upgraded.
<Oppum> Oppum enters the room, keeping his distance as he hovers near the doorway.
<Jacobs_AI> As for this table... *creak* *groan* Oh shit.
* Jacobs_AI , inside the helmet, falls with the table
* Sparty_McFly looks at Oppum
<Sparty_McFly> Well, Oppum
<Sparty_McFly> You came just in time to see my AI friend destroy a table.
<Jacobs_AI> I did not, the helmet destroyed it
* Bella stares at Oppum wide eyed
<Oppum> ...It's a hologram. Weightless.
<Sparty_McFly> The helmet isn't, however.
<Sparty_McFly> *A doctor enters*
<Oppum> A Helmet doesn't weigh enough to destroy a table.
<Sparty_McFly> Alright, Mr. Russ. Ah yes.
<Sparty_McFly> Then... how the hell did it happen?
<Bella> [Bella is a medic :/]
<Sparty_McFly> (Still, registered doctors, you know that stuff)
<Sparty_McFly> Alright...
<Sparty_McFly> Doctor: It was tough to get past the augs, but we fixed you up. You can walk and run, but don't perform activities that are too strenous for a week. After that you'll have recovered enough to do so.
* Bella grumbles and walks out the rooming saying how stupid doctors with their fancy college degress
<Sparty_McFly> Smoooooth.
<Sparty_McFly> *The doctor leaves, mumbling about unappreciative patients*
<Sparty_McFly> Well, time to see if he's right
* Sparty_McFly takes the blanket off and sits on the side of the bed.
<Sparty_McFly> Well, I can do that. God does it feel weird to go from fighting an evil deity to having to learn to walk again.
<Sparty_McFly> Least I'm not dead
* Sparty_McFly stands up on the cold floor. It doesn't bother him that much, but he is wearing a hospital gown.
* Sparty_McFly goes into the nearby room to change his clothes, then picks up his helmet and walks out to the lobby.
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* Bella walks from hallway to room
* Bella stares out her window thinking about Specs
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* Bella sighs
* Bella walks back to medical room
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<Sparty_McFly_> (Sorry about that, minor error, wait a second
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<Sparty_McFly> (And we are done)
<Sparty_McFly> (But not the RP)
* Sparty_McFly walks out slowly, taking his time with walking. Not stressing himself.
<Sparty_McFly> Jake, you're the one that's gonna have to pay for destroying that table.
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<Sparty_McFly> (Here he comes... hopefully I don't crash)
<Jacobs_AI> But it's like Oppum said... that helmet didn't weigh enough! There must have been stress beforehand?
<Sparty_McFly> You can check later. For now, we leave. Besides, that's both our bank accounts we're talking about, not like the blame's on one person.
* Sparty_McFly looks at Bella. "Time to get out of this place."
<Bella> [XD]
<Bella> alright
* Sparty_McFly walks out the door.
<Sparty_McFly> Thank f**k I'm alive.
* Bella follows
<Jacobs_AI> Do you really need to say that enough?
<Bella> same for me
<Sparty_McFly> ...Shutup Jake.
<Sparty_McFly> Say one more word about this and you're getting muted for the day.
<Jacobs_AI> ...fine.
<Sparty_McFly> Wait, where's my car?
<Sparty_McFly> WAIT, do I even own one?
<Sparty_McFly> Eh, to hell with it. Jacobs, get a Hog to drop here.
* Oppum followed the procession, his gaze flickering between the Spartans. Curious creatures, these humans.
<Jacobs_AI> Alright then.
* Jacobs_AI watches the Star Lifter land in the parking lot VERY carefully, dropping off the Troop Transport Warthog.
<Bella> why did we just take the ship?
<Jacobs_AI> Aww, I thought I was gonna get the gun seat.
<Sparty_McFly> Hmm.
<Sparty_McFly> Idunno... seems overly complicated
<Sparty_McFly> but for five years I've never driven one of them.
<Bella> ....men
* Sparty_McFly gets in the side seat
<Sparty_McFly> and I'm not going to drive one for the next week.
<Bella> I got it
* Bella gets behind the wheel
<Jacobs_AI> I coulda done it... but with the shit being commanded, I deserve this rest and so does everyone else.
* Oppum clambers into the rear seat, then settles in for the trip
* Bella drives off
<Bella> where too?
<Sparty_McFly> Hmm...
<Sparty_McFly> Jacobs, you got a map of where we can go?
<Jacobs_AI> Hmm...
<Jacobs_AI> there's a guest house not too far from here. We'll use it. Good enough.
<Jacobs_AI> Uploading co-ordinates now. This is so much better than co-ordinating an army of manned Transformers.
* Bella drives to said safehouse
<Bella> *guest house*
* Sparty_McFly , during the trip, almost subconsciously puts an arm around Bella's shoulders. He realizes what he's done...
<Jacobs_AI> *to Russ only* No need for alarm. Personally, you f**king deserve that.
* Bella slaps arm off
* Jacobs_AI looks
<Jacobs_AI> oh well.
<Jacobs_AI> do not play the f**king pity card, boy.
<Sparty_McFly> i won't. i just don't want to get bitchslapped
<Bella> [or piss the driver off]
<Sparty_McFly> (NOW, the guest house)
<Sparty_McFly> (do what you were gonna)
<Bella> [she will drive this damn thing off a cliff]
* Jacobs_AI inhabits the home's systems
* Bella goes into guest house
<Jacobs_AI> Ah... wait a second, this is your house for some reason. Playing message.
<Jacobs_AI> "This is the Seventh Batallion speaking. We decided that you deserved this house, what with the almost dying and all. I'm not sure if you even OWNED a house, but oh well. Reward enough.
<Sparty_McFly> Well enough
* Sparty_McFly goes inside and lies down on a bed. He's asleep in seconds
* Bella goes into room, removes armor and then clothes just to her lingerie and then goes into bed to sleep
* Jacobs_AI looks at him sleeping peacefully. "Damn, if only he was better and he had his armor on." Jacobs goes back to watching Futurama.
<Sparty_McFly> (Wait, which room are you in?)
<Bella> [ Futurama ]
<Bella> [here own sicko ]
<Bella> [*her]
<Sparty_McFly> (Ah. Just wanted to clarify, as usual)
<Sparty_McFly> (lolskip to next day)
<Oppum> Oppum enters the structure, and crawls into the nearest chair. He cradles his Carbine across his lap, and fell into a state of casual alertness.
<Bella> [or the couch just not with another another man or elite]
* Sparty_McFly hears the alarm clock going off. He smashes it with his fist... accidentally turning it into a pile of garbage
<Sparty_McFly> ...f**k
<Sparty_McFly> eh, screw it, i've earned sleeping in today
* Bella still remains sleeping not knowing the meaning of the American word of alarm clock
* Oppum exits the kitchen, peering into the Spartan's room.
<Oppum> What was that?
* Jacobs_AI appears
<Jacobs_AI> Be a little quieter.
<Jacobs_AI> He forgot that he had augs for a second and bashed his alarm clock.
<Oppum> Ah...
* Oppum returns to rummaging for something edible.
<Jacobs_AI> Besides, since this room is soundproofed in an hour I'll just play a rock song and wake him up. Heh heh heh.
<Sparty_McFly> (Da nexx our...0
* Bella still asleep
* Oppum raised an eyebrow out of curiosity. "What do you have?"
* Jacobs_AI closes the door... carefully. He then plays Run To The Hills by Iron Maiden full blast through the stereo speakers, unhearable by anyone else.
<Jacobs_AI> Uh...
<Jacobs_AI> we have some cereal if you want that.
<Jacobs_AI> It's in the cupboard now glowing.
* Sparty_McFly wakes up and taps the button to deactivate the speakers. He then gets dressed
<Oppum> Oppum stared blankly for a moment, then gestured to the stereo.
<Oppum> It's a stereo, not "cereal", Construct.
<Jacobs_AI> Can't an AI shock his buddy awake?
<Jacobs_AI> No, I was talking about the food.
<Jacobs_AI> In his room is apparently a speaker setup, as is all rooms.
<Jacobs_AI> It can have a volume so low you can hear a pin drop to a volume so high it'll bust out hearing.
<Jacobs_AI> I just played it on his.
<Oppum> I was talking about the stereo. For an Artificial Intelligeance, you seem to lack the basic knowledge of human appliances.
* Sparty_McFly opens the door, brushes his teeth, and puts on some BAAAAAACOOOOOONNNN
* Bella still sleeping
<Bella> zzzzzzz
<Jacobs_AI> Meh. Little screwed up in the brain.
<Bella> q
<Jacobs_AI> Shit happens when your creator's creator has hyperlexia.
<Oppum> (*Punches through the wall, similar to the Kool-Aid Man* .....T-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
<Oppum> (...lolwut?)
* Sparty_McFly walks up to Bella's room door, thinking that he should wake her up...
<Sparty_McFly> Nah.
* Sparty_McFly walks out into the kitched, seeing Oppum and Jacobs there
<Sparty_McFly> Well, morning.
* Oppum plopped into a chair, staring intently at the sizzling strips of... something.
<Sparty_McFly> Wait... did I just...
<Sparty_McFly> I think I just put bacon on in the bathroom.
<Sparty_McFly> God I'm still f**ked up.
<Bella> [fail]
* Sparty_McFly walks back into the bathroom and carefully washes the bacon before putting it back on the frying pan
<Oppum> (Fail what?)
<Sparty_McFly> well, let's watch the morning news, shall we
[and I doubled spaced it this time; 84 pages]
<Specs> WORT WORT WORT
<Sparty_McFly> hey
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<Sparty_McFly> (Just so you know, I'll be playing Russ. Don't wanna expose my real name to the Internet, now do I?)
*** Dr_of_Evil_Specs is now known as Doctor_of_Evil_S
*** Doctor_of_Evil_S is now known as Specs
<Sparty_McFly> (I believe that you should get a Sockpuppet, Specs, so you can play Bella)
<Sparty_McFly> (And Dr. Evil Professor Specs)
<Specs> Ich will
<Specs> Lol that won't fit
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* Oppum stares intently. "Blaming me for the sins of my species is akin to me holding you responsible for the death of every Sangheili at the hands of the UNSC."
<Bella> *hides in Box after hearing scary elite*
<Sparty_McFly> Wait a second
<Sparty_McFly> I incorrectly stated a fact about the Universal Colossus. The Phason Laser was part of the GALACTIC Colossi's armament
<Sparty_McFly> Its laser actually does 1350 damage per second... which sucks more
<Specs> XD
<Sparty_McFly> Then again, it does have lasers in its arms and the ability to suck things up and use them as projectiles
<Specs> Look Oppum stop being scary and Bella stop being scared of elites
<Sparty_McFly> *yells down to bella* HEY BELLA, KATAR JUST WENT TO BALLET SCHOOL
<Sparty_McFly> f**k it, I'mma use the intercoms
<Sparty_McFly> Oppum, some people still don't like Elites. Fortunately, I am not one of them.
<Specs> Elias is one of those people
<Specs> Bella is merely scared of you
<Oppum> As she should be.
<Sparty_McFly> *aims right arm cannon at Oppum*
<Specs> AS YOUR MOM SHOULD BE
<Sparty_McFly> CHARGE LASER
<Specs> sorry that was Elias
<Sparty_McFly> Everyone else, either Armor Lock, Bubble Shield, or die.
<Oppum> Do you find it necessary to announce your actions aloud?
<Sparty_McFly> Well... for some cliche reason it's the only way it works.
<Oppum> Ah.
* Specs rips Bella from the box of wonder/imagination
<Sparty_McFly> I don't get how the Illuminate designed this either. I just found it lying in the Vehicle Garage aside from a King Kryptor and a Cybranzilla
<Specs> Promise you won't hurt her Oppum
<Sparty_McFly> I swear, he has an entire damn garage of Experimentals from Supreme Commander 2
<Oppum> When did I ever make a threat?
<Specs> PROMISE
<Oppum> Promise...
<Specs> say the words
<Sparty_McFly> Everything from giant flying UFOs to freaking gravitational singularity generators. But I digress... either way, if you break the promise I'll shoot you with this giant arm cannon. And since you won't, rest assured I won't kill you.
<Sparty_McFly> Chances are you'll dodge and that cute penguin behind you will take the bullet... erm, laser
* Sparty_McFly decharges laser
<Bella> NOT THE PENGUIN
<Oppum> I promise, so long as you xenomorphic worms leave me be.
<Bella> ...worm...I know I am skinny but not a worm
<Sparty_McFly> Oh... shit.
<Sparty_McFly> Uh... you guys may wanna know this shocking fact.
<Specs> What?
<Sparty_McFly> (I'mma draw it out, but in this RP here you guys don't know that yet )
<Sparty_McFly> This thing's reactor will go completely unstable if destroyed.
<Sparty_McFly> That means if this thing does down it'll detonate in a thermobaric explosion.
<Specs> sorry only 2 people can fit in it)
<Sparty_McFly> (Jacobs is my resident AI, he'll be joining now)
<Bella> The black guy
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<Jacobs_AI> I've done some number-crunching.
<Jacobs_AI> The detonation of the Illuminate Universal Colossus will be equal to one tenth the yield of a NOVA Bomb
<Jacobs_AI> For comparison, an actual NOVA Bomb scattered most, if not all, of the Covenant fleet, scorched and rendered a nearby Covenant colony planet uninhabitable, and literally shattered its moon into several fragments
<Oppum> We've read the reports, Construct.
<Jacobs_AI> In layman's terms, Colossus fall down go booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom.
<Bella> *retreats into Box of Wonder*
<Sparty_McFly> Did you really have to place emphasis on the boom there?
<Sparty_McFly> Now you scared her off.
<Specs> damn it you scared her again
<Jacobs_AI> Then get this f**king mobile timebomb out of here!
<Sparty_McFly> No, it's supposed to be a deterrent, like 21st century mutually assured destruction!
<Jacobs_AI> IF ONE WRONG THING HAPPENS WE ALL DIE, GET THIS f**kING THING OUT NOW
<Specs> GET IT THE HELL OUTTA HERE
<Sparty_McFly> No, it's too powerful to just leave right now!
<Oppum> *eyes the crate* How did this female ever become a Spartan?
<Specs> Fine I will be in the box of wonder if you need me
<Specs> *retreats into box*
* Jacobs_AI is now very pissed off and glows red with rage. "Listen you cockmunch buttf**ker, if you don't get this piece of shit machine out of this place RIGHT NOW, I'll hijack it and drive it out of here myself.
<Sparty_McFly> It isn't a piece of shit and I'd like to see you try.
* Jacobs_AI disappears from the ground where he has projected himself and embodies the Universal Colossus. He then walks off with it.
* Sparty_McFly folds his arms. f**k, shoulda seen that coming.
<Specs> Ok code red is ocer
<Specs> *comes out of the box with Bella*
* Sparty_McFly goes into the Box of Wonder to sulk at his death machine being carried away
<Specs> YOUR NOT ALLOWED IN THERE
<Sparty_McFly> f**k YOU
<Specs> *box spits you out*
<Jacobs_AI> Just ignore him. It's actually not very often he cracks like an egg. In fact, I never saw him do it for my entire existence
* Sparty_McFly runs off
<Oppum> *enters the strange crate, now overcome with curiousity*
<Specs> The box contains my imagionation
<Specs> *box spits Oppum out*
<Jacobs_AI> As far as I know, the guy only cried for the first six months in the SPARTAN-II program until he came to terms that he would never see anyone he knew again.
<Specs> HAHAHAH
<Specs> CRY BABY
<Oppum> ...What are you talking about?
<Sparty_McFly> *from far off* shut up and stop revealing my personal history
<Bella> * bitch slaps Specs*
<Specs> what?
<Sparty_McFly> and besides, you would too, if you were suddenly cut off from everyone you knew and loved
<Jacobs_AI> Oooh snap!
<Bella> Yeah
<Oppum> About time. The female fainted at the sight of Mgalekgolo.
<Jacobs_AI> Now... *picks up Specs by the neck, somehow being able to do so* don't make me god damn Old Spice Man you.
<Bella> * bitch slaps Oppum*
<Jacobs_AI> *turns to Oppum
<Oppum> See, you broke the promise.
<Jacobs_AI> It was because her father was killed by one.
<Specs> BLACK MEN ARE AWESOME
<Jacobs_AI> She threw herself in the way of the Hunter and almost frigging died just to try and save her father. It didn't work.
<Jacobs_AI> As for you Specs, I'm black. He programmed me like that.
<Bella> *runs off crying*
<Jacobs_AI> Do. Not. Make. Me. Kick. Your. Ass.
<Specs> f**k
<Specs> sorry sir
<Jacobs_AI> *sighs and releases Specs, then bitch slaps himself*
<Jacobs_AI> *twice*
<Jacobs_AI> Well, that makes two... wait, didn't Russ run off too?
<Jacobs_AI> Meh, I know him too well, him basing me off of himself. Probably won't do anything bad.
<Oppum> You're right. Legions of Sangheili being ripped limb-from-limb is nowhere near as terrifying as a Mgalekgolo pair.
<Specs> yep
<Jacobs_AI> That, and from what I heard, as the Halo games went on they became more invulnerable.
<Jacobs_AI> Still had their weak points but they seemed to try and spite Legendary players by welding more armor onto themselves.
<Jacobs_AI> In Halo: Reach I wonder how much armor they'll have.
* Jacobs_AI turns to Specs.
<Specs> Was your father a member of those legions of Sangheli? Your lover?
<Oppum> A single round from your M6D's can kill a Mgalekgolo.
<Jacobs_AI> Oh, if Russ tries anything... he gave me full information about how to hack MJOLNIR Mark VI and Hayabusa-class armor.
<Specs> Did you sacrifice your health to try and save your father
<Jacobs_AI> I will make him fall off a cliff.
<Oppum> My health? We were at war
<Specs> So was she
* Sparty_McFly sits on a ridge. It's a fall he can take, in case he slips for some reason. He's just far enough away that binoculars can let him see the group.
<Specs> Hunter nearly killed her
<Oppum> The swarms killed everyone.
<Jacobs_AI> Oh... I'll chip in
<Specs> That scar or burn she carries will never heal
<Specs> not to mention the emotional wounds
<Jacobs_AI> Apparently when she was six her brother left to join the Insurgents. She may have killed him and not realized it.
<Jacobs_AI> Specs, odd thing.
<Specs> Yes
<Jacobs_AI> Once, my creator's creator fell off his bike at mid speed onto his elbow. He hit a large pile of pebbles.
<Oppum> The Sangheili who were chewed to pieces had more to worry about than petty emotions.
<Jacobs_AI> A midsize amount of Second Skin helped, as well as the protective bandages, but the scars are probably going to take a long time to heal. Might be visible for the rest of his teenage years, even.
<Specs> I see
<Jacobs_AI> *sigh* Not like the first time he had to go to the ER
<Specs> PITY PARTY IS OVER SEND IN THE DANCING LOBSTERS
* Oppum briefly considers continuing the debate, then thinks better of it. He stalks off to stand atop a small rise in the landscape.
<Jacobs_AI> *sigh*
<Specs> *summons the lobsters of dancing*
* Sparty_McFly sees Oppum approaching him
* Sparty_McFly does nothing
* Bella has run off into a cave to cry
<Jacobs_AI> Wait a minute... didn't Bella run off into a different direction?
<Specs> I think so
<Jacobs_AI> Hey Russ, are you picking up Bella's armor signal? How is it?
<Sparty_McFly> *semi-cracking voice for the first word* Yes. It seems to be okay, but I can't get a positive reading on health or armor status, just the transmitter
<Jacobs_AI> Good.
<Bella> from picture)
<Bella> wow gy thing lost my post)
<Oppum> (FOOL!)
<Sparty_McFly> Really Specs? You lost that Mass Effect sex scene?
<Oppum> (FAAIL!!!!)
<Sparty_McFly> (Wow... just wow. That's a real blow.)
<Oppum> (THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!)
<Bella> hmm?
<Jacobs_AI> *yells* HEY BELLA, SPECS JUST LOST HIS POST
* Oppum cocked his head quizzically. Why the humans were discussing a misplaced wooden pole, he had no idea. Best to leave them to their strange ways.
* Bella has abandoned her armor in the forest and is in her favorite green jump suit
<Jacobs_AI> (Wait, a forest? Where the hell is Bella?)
<Jacobs_AI> Well... this seems f**ked up.
<Specs> [Cave near a forest]
<Oppum> (because abandoning a multi-million dollar piece of military hardwire in the middle of the woods makes COMPLETE sense)
<Specs> [she does not really want to be a Spartan but she has too]
<Jacobs_AI> Oppum's alienated (in my dictionary, ironic), i think Russ is crying, Bella may be crying two, and we're just standing around talking.
<Jacobs_AI> f**k it, I'm an AI, I don't even know HOW I was able to pick you up by the scruff of your neck a few minutes ago. Did seem out of place
<Specs> She probably is quite a melancholy persib
* Jacobs_AI trudges off. "I am going to go find that son of a bitch, slap some f**king sense into him, and send him off for Bella. If this place isn't happy, neither am I."
<Specs> Get Juston
* Oppum heads for the Spartan's cliff, and after a short walk, plops down upon the rise, letting his feet hang over the edge.
<Specs> *Justin
* Sparty_McFly still does nothing until Jacobs approaches
<Jacobs_AI> (Ares isn't here and I'm not playing his character)
<Jacobs_AI> Alright. I understand you hate me because I had to put the Colossus into storage.
<Sparty_McFly> f**k you Jacobs. Go away.
<Specs> [if only ]
<Oppum> (Teh what? Quit bringing stuff in from other games, it confuses me.)
<Jacobs_AI> (Oppum: It's a giant mech. Just gonna say that and leave it at that.)
<Jacobs_AI> (As for my guy... well, it's mainly a matter of recieving more love. I am his creator, and I feel for him. He has given a single hug in this thing and nothing else. Hell, Coco's Spartan got f*cked. Or raped, depending on your point of view. Besides, this is non-canon so it technically never happened.)
<Jacobs_AI> (BACK TO THE STORY NAO)
<Specs> [XD]
* Jacobs_AI hijacks Russ' armor and makes him slap himself with it
<Sparty_McFly> The f**k was that for.
<Jacobs_AI> (my guy speaks in a Sammy Jackson voice) Alright, listen you asshole. This thing has fallen completely apart.
<Oppum> (Wait Coco got..... whaaaaaaaaaat?)
<Jacobs_AI> I'm an AI, I can do shit all about it without making it worse!
<Jacobs_AI> (It was... uh, shortly before the battle for Earth. Coco got Matt into a bathroom stall with someone else. Sex probably ensued.)
<Specs> [In our site before PRP Coco and Danny's character had a relationship]
<Sparty_McFly> And? What does that have to do with me?
<Oppum> (O__________________________________________________________________________o)
<Jacobs_AI> Bella is over there and she is f**king crying. Plus, *said into com so that only Russ hears* Oppum may be alienated.
<Specs> I can handle her I MADE HER AND I CAN DESTROY HERE *laughs evilly* but serious I know how to make her happy
<Jacobs_AI> Now, we need someone to solve this damn problem. Obviously Specs can't do it... actually, make him Plan B, and Oppum doesn't WANT to do it. No offense Oppum.
<Jacobs_AI> We need a GOD DAMN MAN to solve this problem.
<Oppum> ....What problem?
<Sparty_McFly> You're a ma---
<Specs> *pulls out the the detonator to the explosive device implanted into all of his characters*
<Jacobs_AI> I'M AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND YOU ARE GOING TO AT LEAST GET EVERYONE OUT OF THE GUTTER...
<Sparty_McFly> Jacobs?
<Specs> I GOT THIS
<Jacobs_AI> DO NOT JACOBS ME, YOU ARE GOING TO GO AND COMFORT HER, THEN YOU'RE GOING TO TRY TO MAKE OPPUM HAPPY!
<Sparty_McFly> Jacobs?
<Jacobs_AI> SHUT UP. WE NEED A MAN, NOT A CRYBABY!
<Sparty_McFly> JACOBS, SPECS JUST PULLED A f**kING DETONATOR!
<Oppum> .....I still do not understand the current situation.
* Jacobs_AI looks. It's true.
* Jacobs_AI turns towards Oppum. "Bella's crying, and we need someone to solve it." *switches to yelling, more or less in Specs' direction* "AND WE NEED TO DO IT WITHOUT TURNING SOMEONE INTO GIBLETS!"
<Specs> Don't worry I will simply pull a new Bella out of the many backups I have in storage
<Specs> but there will be an explosion
* Jacobs_AI twitches once.
<Specs> AND technically BELLA WILL DIE
<Jacobs_AI> Do. Not. Make. Me. Hack. That. Detonator.
* Jacobs_AI walks over.
<Specs> Don't make me get Grim
<Specs> HE will eat your black ass
<Oppum> She's a Spartan. She should be able to control emotions.
<Specs> She had a rough life
<Sparty_McFly> Oppum, it's like being forced to become something you don't want to.
<Specs> Very lonely since she became
<Specs> ...still very lonesome
<Sparty_McFly> The only reason I came to terms with it was because... well, I still don't know how.
<Jacobs_AI> Grim.
<Jacobs_AI> Realy.
<Specs> ....she only remembers her brother leaving her from childhood that is it
<Jacobs_AI> I will transform into Old Spice Man.
<Specs> and her last name because it was said it said event
<Jacobs_AI> I will kick your f**king ass from here all the way back to the shitpile of a planet called earth.
<Jacobs_AI> And then I might kick it back here AGAIN!
<Specs> She never for all she knows experienced Love
<Oppum> Desert.
<Sparty_McFly> Oppum. It isn't that easy.
<Specs> Exactly
<Sparty_McFly> Technically, Spartans are not allowed to desert, because I believe ONI would hunt them down and silence them.
<Sparty_McFly> Add another figure to the large list of MIAs.
<Specs> She was on that list but as WIA
<Jacobs_AI> Alright, back to what I was saying, but calmer.
<Oppum> She obviously can't handle the responsibilities of being a Spartan, and hasn't adapted to the role in her years of service. Logically, desertion would leave her better off.
<Specs> She was a good Spartan in her years
<Jacobs_AI> Alright. Russ.
<Specs> It was not till Stockhelm till she became this despressed
<Specs> Her depression started after Annapolis
<Specs> but it did not last that long
<Jacobs_AI> Yawni. YAWII yafyobtA yahte yarbgni yayuo yalte YAMTHGI yawI ,yadeno
<Jacobs_AI> yahts'ta yawecnO .yadnwo yahre yacmla yaltsae yawta ,yaballE
<Jacobs_AI> yacgnitrofmo yanto yawfi ,yawdna yaceva yahte yawotni yagte.
<Specs> wtf man
<Sparty_McFly> Got'cha.
* Sparty_McFly picks himself off and goes towards the caves.
<Specs> Hmm?
<Jacobs_AI> Specs, that is exactly the point of what I just said.
<Jacobs_AI> That's low-level encryption. I won't tell you until I completely entrust you.
* Specs grabs a magazine from the box of wonder
<Jacobs_AI> High-level encryption... hoo boy, that takes me a minute to process.
<Specs> Just because I have a Doctorate Degree in Evil Medicine and Science does not mean I am not Evil
*** Specs is now known as Dr-Specs
<Dr-Specs> Oppum you want anything?
<Dr-Specs> AI dude
<Dr-Specs> Anything and everything is in that box
<Dr-Specs> It is a direct portal to my imagination
* Sparty_McFly , in an alternate universe, sets up the Fluffinator 5000. He doesn't do anything else.
<Dr-Specs> Umm the caves?
* Oppum withdrew a cigar from his vest. He scrutinized the brown stub before clutching it between his mandibles.
<Jacobs_AI> *sigh*
* Bella grabs the combat knife from her hip
<Jacobs_AI> That was supposed to be me you... nevermind. I won't say that for fear of erasure. I'll maintain it.
<Dr-Specs> I sense a disturbance
* Dr-Specs shrugs and goes back to Evil Science Monthly
* Sparty_McFly pulls a Bushmaster ACR, scaled up to SPARTAN size, from his Creator Buffer. He equips it with a flashlight, thermal imaging optics, and a grenade launcher, and enters the caves.
<Jacobs_AI> (XD)
<Jacobs_AI> I'm fine, I'll just play some MW2 custom.
<Jacobs_AI> In my mind, Modern Warfare 2 is twice as epic, because it's got designated servers. Awesome.
* Sparty_McFly sends the Creator Buffer back and continues his spelunking-ish task
<Jacobs_AI> What to play... what to play?
* Bella ponders ending it all
* Dr-Specs grabs some laughing gas
<Oppum> (OOH! OOH! In the dining room, with the candle stick!)
* Sparty_McFly almost falls off of a small drop he otherwise would not have seen coming. He makes a little bit of noise climbing down.
* Dr-Specs inhales it and begins laughing evilily
<Jacobs_AI> Doc, there a problem?
* Bella is startled and drops the night
<Oppum> (That stuff messes you up.)
<Jacobs_AI> Meh... I'll play some good old Socom 4.
<Dr-Specs> ...Blue Spartan dies
<Oppum> (Iz liek.... duuuuude.... there's SMURFS over there!)
* Sparty_McFly switches off his helmet flashlights for the more powerful UNSC flashlight on his ACR.
<Dr-Specs> ....Councilor's wife bears a twin of the father.....and dictator
<Oppum> (There's Smurfs in mah dentiststes.... OMGOSH SOMEONE SAID A PUMPKIN!)
<Jacobs_AI> Wait, which blue spartan?
<Dr-Specs> ....Beauty
<Oppum> (And that's your mind on laughing gas)
<Jacobs_AI> Was it Caboose or Church? No, it was Church
* Jacobs_AI grabs an issue of PTOM and reads the column on Rage, the newest id software shooter
<Oppum> (Tucker)
<Jacobs_AI> HAHAHAHAAAHA.
<Dr-Specs> ....Venus in physical form....never experienced love.....dies......tis the end of beauty?
<Jacobs_AI> My god, the way id thinks makes sense, but it's retarded.
* Sparty_McFly falls off of a large drop after taking a wrong turn.
* Sparty_McFly climbs back up it with helmet flashlights. "Motherf**king caves.... now I understand why I hate them."
<Dr-Specs> The Italien in Sweden drowns in own despair?
<Jacobs_AI> Honestly Specs, listen to this.
<Jacobs_AI> Apparently, id got some new software which allowed them to create a huge game world like non ever seen before.
<Dr-Specs> ...drowns in own blood....it is dark
<Jacobs_AI> Their first thought was, "Players must be able to drive cars." Their second thought: "The cars need to have guns on them"
<Jacobs_AI> Classic, yet fun. Can't wait until I can get it.
* Dr-Specs phases back to reality
<Oppum> (Quit de-railing the plot, Specs. Cease these rants)
<Oppum> (Twisted Metal, ftw.)
<Dr-Specs> [was refering Bella about to kill herself the whole time]
<Sparty_McFly> (Agreed)
* Sparty_McFly climbs down another rock wall and is now close to Bella
<Oppum> (Giggity)
<Dr-Specs> [Bella=Beautiful, she is a Swede with an Italian name]
<Jacobs_AI> (Why did I think that you were gonna say that?)
<Dr-Specs>
<Dr-Specs> [or beautiful]
* Sparty_McFly , (in a half-assed attempt to kickstart the second plotline), stumbles across Bella with the knife out
<Bella> go away
<Oppum> (SuiCIIIIIIIDE! Dun knife yourself. You gotta jump off something.)
<Sparty_McFly> I at least want to know something. Why do you have that knife out?
<Oppum> (And do a back flip)
<Oppum> (DO THE FLIP!)
<Jacobs_AI> (And then land awesomely)
<Bella> ...uh I heard you and I thought that you were a bear or something
* Sparty_McFly studies it for a few seconds.
<Oppum> (Shattering your shins and causing your femur to erupt through your abdomen)
* Bella grins innocently
<Sparty_McFly> A half-assed attempt at lying.
<Oppum> (Bow Chicka Giggity)
<Sparty_McFly> Don't ask me how I know that, I do.\
<Sparty_McFly> (Oppum that was in no way sexual.)
<Bella> how do you know that I am lying?
<Sparty_McFly> I have learned, over the course of many years serving with the UNSC, to read emotions.
<Oppum> (Because, pretty woman always lie.)
<Oppum> (ALWAYS!)
* Dr-Specs accidently drops detonator almost causing it to fall over and land on the side with the boom switch
<Sparty_McFly> It was a skill made out of need: one bad squadmate could jeopardize the lives of the entire team.
* Jacobs_AI jacks into it and shuts it off
<Dr-Specs> That could of been bad
<Sparty_McFly> *snaps into a semi-trance looking behind him* And shut up Oppum, you sexist retard!
<Sparty_McFly> *snaps back into reality* Uh... wait, what did I just do?
<Sparty_McFly> I had... quite an emotional attachment too. I've experienced my share of death.
* Dr-Specs grabs Bella's favorite stuffed animal from childhood and a portal gun and transports it to Sparty
<Oppum> (Quotation marks = Out of Character. You can't here me.)
* Sparty_McFly watches a stuffed animal fall into his hands.\
<Sparty_McFly> What?
* Dr-Specs appears behind Sparty mysteriously
<Dr-Specs> I believe you dropped this Mr. Spartan
<Sparty_McFly> *talks quietly* I know you're there Specs. I think you were behind this. Speak.
<Sparty_McFly> Ah.
<Sparty_McFly> I'll use it well.
<Dr-Specs> ...you ment to give to her
* Sparty_McFly subconsciously nods
<Dr-Specs> ....it always made you feel better isn't that right Bella?
* Bella stares at stuffed toy wide eyed
<Sparty_McFly> Bella... um... I have something for you. *slowly extends hand towards Bella with stuffed animal*
<Sparty_McFly> (Oppum: It was for the lulz. To inject some WTFness into an otherwise unremarkable Nicholas Sparks-esque moment.
<Bella> [ teh animal bleach.neoseeker.com/w/i/bleach/1/1d/Kon_03.jpg] [gotta love Bleach...and Kon his pervertedness]
<Bella> ...where did you find that....I thought that....here.....how
<Sparty_McFly> To tell the truth... I don't know, really.
<Sparty_McFly> Figure you might want it.
* Oppum had long ago abandoned his perch. Too little was happening, he needed to move around. He approached the cave entrance, then paused. The humans were certainly displeased with his presence, but he shrugged it off. He entered anyway.
<Sparty_McFly> (While I was on Flipnote Studio... I saw the epicest flip ever)
<Sparty_McFly> (Toadette is sitting there crying. Toad arrives, and falls over after epic stance for a few seconds. He walks over and asks Toadette what's wrong.)
<Sparty_McFly> (Toadette says, "I'm pregnant."
* Dr-Specs grins and disappears just as quickly as he arrived
<Sparty_McFly> (Toad instantly goes, "ffffffffffffffffff" and twitches. Toadette says, Uh, toad?)
<Dr-Specs>
<Sparty_McFly> (Toad then goes all-out meme, yelling FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU)
* Bella hugs Sparty still crying
* Sparty_McFly hugs back (after several seconds of trying to get the slash key to work), silently muttering comforting words.
<Jacobs_AI> (Fluffometer at level five.)
* Dr-Specs goes back to the box of wonder and pulls out another magazine
* Oppum found the Spartans, locked in a passionate.... hug... within the depths of the cavern. He sat on a nearby rock, and studied the two in silence.
* Dr-Specs goes beside Oppum
<Oppum> ?
<Dr-Specs> *whispers* shh if you interupt the mating sequence the female will reject the male's advance
* Dr-Specs throws a rock and vanishes
<Bella> What was that...
* Bella sees Oppum and hides behind a rock
* Oppum remains motionless, the end of his cigar now frayed from vigorous chewing.
<Sparty_McFly> sunuvabitch
* Bella has a flash of her father smoking a cigars when he took her to the militia meetings
* Sparty_McFly picks up the ACR and reloads it. "Oppum, just when it seems like I've calmed her down, you f**king interfere. You know she fears you, LEAVE."
* Dr-Specs grins as he watched the mayhem he created from a little view screen
* Dr-Specs spawns some popcorn
* Sparty_McFly thinks.
<Sparty_McFly> Wait... Oppum said she wouldn't hurt her, he'd lose honor.
* Bella has started blubbering
* Oppum continued chewing at the stub, remaining silent as the Spartan collapsed into an emotional heap.
<Bella> [again]
<Sparty_McFly> Oppum, I know you didn't do that. Sorry for snapping.
* Dr-Specs grabs a cigar
* Oppum remained in place, but his gaze flickered towards the newcomer.
<Sparty_McFly> Could you politely leave? Oh, and kick Specs' ass for me.
* Dr-Specs Specs goes into and locks box of wonder
* Dr-Specs burns down the room he was previous was in all that remains is the box perfectly fine
* Oppum mumbled something incoherent, then rose to begin the journey out of the caverns.
* Jacobs_AI turns towards Bella and takes off his helmet.
<Jacobs_AI> (Oops. Epic fail)
* Oppum plopped down in the grass outside the entrance, leaning against a pile of gravel as he stared at an undefined point in the sky.
* Sparty_McFly looks at Bella. "Oppum is gone, and Specs threw the rock and generally pulled a jackassery move."
* Dr-Specs goes out of box but is wearing a Hollow Mask
<Dr-Specs> [Mask=Evils Specs which is what Specs is ATM]
<Bella> ...no the damned elite did it....the creator is all good and all knowing
* Dr-Specs smokes cigar
* Dr-Specs drops cigar and again has burned down the landscape around the burned building
* Bella curls into ball
* Dr-Specs appears abducts Bella and leaves
<Sparty_McFly> Mother f**ker.
* Sparty_McFly walks out of the caves and looks at Oppum.
* Dr-Specs pulls a giant tower from box of wonder
<Sparty_McFly> Oppum, I require your assistance.
* Dr-Specs places her in the top and locks her in a windowless and superstrong doored room
<Oppum> Hm?
<Sparty_McFly> As is usual, while Bella was in a heap of crushed emotions, Specs abducted her.
<Sparty_McFly> For some reason that tower is there... you know what, screw it. JACOBS!
<Jacobs_AI> What?
<Sparty_McFly> Bring the King Kryptor over here!
<Jacobs_AI> Why?
<Sparty_McFly> Bella's been kidnapped by her creator!
* Dr-Specs pulls a Sangheili fleet and a Arracnar from the box of wonder
<Jacobs_AI> I'll tap into it and let you drive. I'll handle the Universal Colossus if assitance is required.
<Jacobs_AI> Well then...
<Jacobs_AI> might need to bring an entire army.
<Jacobs_AI> Let's go back to McFly's home base.
<Oppum> If it's her creator.... it wouldn't be kidnapping.
<Sparty_McFly> Oppum: Well... he might kill her.
* Dr-Specs and also pulls his Zanpakuto from the box as well
<Sparty_McFly> This is more like humans thinking of robots as lesser. Our creator thinks of us a regular human beings as well.
<Dr-Specs> [well more like said creator is like Dr. Jekell and Mr. Hyde]
<Sparty_McFly> With that fleet, that Arracnar, and that Zanpakuto, we may want to run before they get here.
<Dr-Specs> [good side + dark side dueling it out for control]
<Sparty_McFly> On the upside, you'll get to pilot a giant dinosaur.
* Dr-Specs stands on top of tower and smokes again
* Dr-Specs grabs face and trys to rip mask off but then growls and rips his hand away
* Dr-Specs in a moment of goodness and control grabs another Zanpakuto and spawns in near Sparty and Oppum
* Dr-Specs also gives them an Hollow supressing glove that is imbued with the power to seal Hollow away
* Dr-Specs returns to Evil
<Dr-Specs> [enjoy]
<Dr-Specs>
<Oppum> (Ima be testing some stuff, so I'll be AFK for a bit)
<Dr-Specs> [newb]
<Oppum> (Hey, it's stuff from Halo: Reach. I gotta check these out.)
<Dr-Specs> [fine]
<Dr-Specs> [DAMN IT ARES HAS NOT BEEN ON ALL DAY]
<Dr-Specs> *destroys Ares*
<Jacobs_AI> WHAT THE HELL!
* Jacobs_AI uses the glove and seals the Hollow.
<Jacobs_AI> We need to get to the base. FAST.
* Sparty_McFly returns, at the helm of a King Kryptor Experimental Assault Bot. Jacobs is at the helm of an Illuminate Universal Colossus
* Dr-Specs falls to the floor howling in pain like a monster
<Jacobs_AI> I will now state my army size.
* Dr-Specs mask is slowly cracking and then chipping a part
<Sparty_McFly> SPARTAN-984's UEF Forces
* Bella sees that the knife from the cave is still with her
<Dr-Specs> [DUN DUN DUN]
* Dr-Specs mask reforms but again slowly breaks apart
* Sparty_McFly sends in the Rockhead tanks, Titan assault bots, Wasp fightercraft, Eagle Eye Bombers, and Broadsword gunships in as the first wave of attack.
<Sparty_McFly> In total, around 5000 vehicles are rushing the tower.
* Dr-Specs mask forms again and is able to remain stable for a small moment of time
* Dr-Specs laughs
<Sparty_McFly> The fighters and gunships are dealing with the Covenant ships, and other ground forces are being assaulted.
<Dr-Specs> [hold on I think I can get a voice for you ]
<Dr-Specs> [ah not important ]
<Dr-Specs> Take another step and I will blast Bella to bits....if she does not kill herself first
* Dr-Specs charges up a Cero blast
<Sparty_McFly> Second wave, on my mark.
<Dr-Specs> You dare risk her destruction?
<Sparty_McFly> So? It's creators like you that give the rest bad names.
<Dr-Specs> I am not her creator
<Dr-Specs> I have no name
<Dr-Specs> He and I are one though but I am not her creator
<Dr-Specs> *chunk of hollow mask falls off*
<Sparty_McFly> Then WHO ARE YOU?
<Sparty_McFly> Second Wave, NOW!
<Dr-Specs> I am the Darkness of his soul
* Sparty_McFly watches the Fatboy IIs, AC-1000 Gunships, and Urchinow Assault Blocks, along with even more basic ground units, charge towards the tower
<Sparty_McFly> I understand.
<Sparty_McFly> I also understand that since you are his evil side, you won't give up.
<Sparty_McFly> So I won't even ask or demand.
<Dr-Specs> Your a smart one
* Dr-Specs spawns army to counter army
<Jacobs_AI> We have incomings. Another army's entered the battlefield. They don't pose much of a threat but if they hijack anything they can cause damage. The largers ones we should worry about.
<Sparty_McFly> Status on first wave.
<Jacobs_AI> All of the airborne first wave is gone, and the groundborne first wave is still strong, but being overwhelmed. Wave 2 should be arriving any second now.
* Dr-Specs has an Arrancar rip the glove off and place it in the room with Bella
<Sparty_McFly> Dammit!
* Dr-Specs 's mask has reformed
<Sparty_McFly> Keep fighting, we may be able to bust through! Prep the ground troops! Wave 3, on my mark!
* Dr-Specs lets out a growl of pain from the glove being ripped off
<Jacobs_AI> First wave's gone like the wind. Second wave is pulling strong. One of the AC-3000 Terrors got shot down.
<Dr-Specs> Much better
<Sparty_McFly> That leaves two. I hope we're dealing damage to that airborne fleet of his.
<Dr-Specs> [do as we please you just have to stall till Specs gains control again ]
* Dr-Specs swings a chain blade and rips an aircraft from the sky and causes it crash into ground units
<Jacobs_AI> The fleet's numbers have been reduced by 50%. We've almost broken---SHIT! One of the Fatboys just got destroyed because of the second AC-1000!
<Jacobs_AI> It was ripped out of the sky and crashed right onto it. It took out some of the second wave grunts too.
<Sparty_McFly> Third Wave, get ready. It's almost our time.
* Dr-Specs laughs evily
<Bella> [not needed ATM so I am having Specs be dueling self in innerworld of his]
<Jacobs_AI> Ready?
<Sparty_McFly> THIRD WAVE, CHARGE!
* Bella nick Dr-Specs-Good
* Bella has been impaled by his Hollow selfs chainblade
*** Bella is now known as Dr-Specs-Good
<Dr-Specs-Good> [thought it changed]
* Dr-Specs-Good spits some blood out
<Dr-Specs-Good> No...no....I am not done yet
<Oppum> (Good news, brethren. I return from my conquest with the holy of holies, the ark of the proverbial covenant, then piece de resistance. I now posses the Designated Marksman Rifle. Huzzah!)
<Dr-Specs> [no your done....I am the king of this body]
<Sparty_McFly> (This is the force of my Third and final wave: 25,000 combined grunt units, same number of air grunts. 25 Fatboy II tanks, 25 Urchinow weapons blocks, 50 AC-1000 mega-gunships. 10 Air Fortresses, 10 Darkenoid Saucers, 5 Pullinsmash Unit Magnets, Five Disruptor Quantum Distortion Artillery. One Cybranasaurus Rex, One Universal Colossus, One King Kryptor (flagship))
<Dr-Specs> me stabs other self again
* Dr-Specs-Good falls in the ground apparently defeated
* Jacobs_AI watches the combine forces of the third wave smash through the armies and get to the tower
* Dr-Specs transforms into a more monstrous form and slowly the body breaks apart
<Jacobs_AI> Time to get that fleet out of the sky. Pullinsmash Magnets, deploy.
* Dr-Specs fires a blast of Cero into ground forces followed by another
* Sparty_McFly watches the Pullinsmashes deploy, and start to suck the Covenant fleet out of the sky,
<Sparty_McFly> gotta do something
* Dr-Specs goes inside tower and drags Bella into innerworld and leaves a portal inside the room before returning to top of tower again
* Dr-Specs-Good feels something wet falling onto his body
<Sparty_McFly> DAMMIT!
<Dr-Specs-Good> ....it is cold.....so...very cold
<Sparty_McFly> Pullinsmash Number Four took a direct hit from two cero blasts! It's down, but not destroyed
<Jacobs_AI> I'll evac them.
<Jacobs_AI> As for the rest, what's left of the Covenant Fleet is being compacted into balls as we speak.
<Dr-Specs> [psst you have a zanpakuto to duel and distract him as Specs get better ]
<Sparty_McFly> Advance forwards. We're big enough to squash their army. After that we need to take down that zanpakuto
<Sparty_McFly> Wait... he's too powerful. (ignites dual energy swords) I'll take care of that bastard. Jacobs, you're in command until he dies.
* Dr-Specs uses his chain blades to slice through the front line of army
<Dr-Specs> [one in each hand]
<Jacobs_AI> Dammit, most of our grunts are gone!
* Jacobs_AI lands on the ground in front of the zanpakuto
<Jacobs_AI> (SHIT)
<Sparty_McFly> Alright you Hollow sunuvabitch, you're going down. *charges*
* Dr-Specs blocks charge with his other blade that is in his free hand
<Sparty_McFly> Dammit!
* Sparty_McFly slashes to no avail at the energy blade
* Dr-Specs laughs
<Sparty_McFly> wait a second.
<Dr-Specs> [it is metal]
<Sparty_McFly> Jacobs, I need you to fire that Kryptor's gauss cannon where I am right now.
<Jacobs_AI> You could die sir!
<Sparty_McFly> Just fire dammit!
* Jacobs_AI aims the gauss cannon and pulls the trigger
<Dr-Specs> [you risk harming Bella you should not know she is inside Specs]
* Sparty_McFly Armor Locks, and the shields are pushed down to zero as the gauss round impacts the chain blade
<Sparty_McFly> Dammit... it better be gone!
<Sparty_McFly> (Wait, are you the zanpakuto?)
<Dr-Specs> [hmm?]
<Dr-Specs> [no it is a sword]
<Sparty_McFly> Dammit! It's metal, WHY ISN'T THIS DAMN THING WRECKING IT?
* Sparty_McFly keeps smashing through the zanpakuto, to no avail
<Dr-Specs> It is directly related to my spiritual pressure; and I have barely begun to use it
<Sparty_McFly> Shit.
<Dr-Specs-Good> ....it is getting warmer now...but it is raining....but still I feel no warm...slowly...why has the Reaper not come...
* Dr-Specs-Good is consious and is up though he is pretty wounded
* Dr-Specs-Good playfully slashes toward Sparty not intending to hit him only playing
<Dr-Specs-Good> [BAD]
<Sparty_McFly> gotta do something again
<Dr-Specs> and what is that?
<Sparty_McFly> gotta play my bro's game
<Sparty_McFly> he can't get past a boss fight
<Dr-Specs> [XD what game]
<Sparty_McFly> say ter
<Sparty_McFly> say later
<Dr-Specs> [later?]
<Dr-Specs>
<Sparty_McFly> yes
<Dr-Specs> [You got till about 3:00 EST at least before I can stay up an hour or two after that]
<Dr-Specs> [but not if nobody is here]
<Sparty_McFly> will not be long
<Dr-Specs> mmk
<Oppum> Are we done?
<Dr-Specs> well Sparty was a major player
<Sparty_McFly> (done)
<Dr-Specs> but you can duel Hollow Specs for a bit
<Sparty_McFly> (it was Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story (bro got it with a Nintendo DSi)
<Dr-Specs> [ah
<Dr-Specs> [so you back]
<Sparty_McFly> (it's actually a competent game. There's nothing better than getting Bowser up to level 40, going to fight those sunflower rejects, using flame once, and insta-killing all of them)
<Dr-Specs> [XD]
* Dr-Specs summons Level 40. Boweser
<Sparty_McFly> Dammit.
<Sparty_McFly> I know all his tricks.
* Sparty_McFly orders one shot from a Disruptor artillery cannon. He destroys Bowser, and is hit by the sword swipe, which takes a good chunk of his health off, leaving him lying, gasping for breatg
<Sparty_McFly> Shit... that damn thing is powerful...
* Dr-Specs uses this time to sort of space out and go into innerworld to finish off self during said fight
<Sparty_McFly> (We gotta wrap this up FAST)
<Dr-Specs> [why fast?]
<Sparty_McFly> (It's 12:26 AM right now, I have to get off very soon)
<Dr-Specs> [well alright then :/]
* Sparty_McFly watches his health fall lower due to the gash. The world is red and sounds are muffled.
<Sparty_McFly> jacobs...
<Jacobs_AI> What is it?
<Sparty_McFly> wreck... that... tower...
<Sparty_McFly> at... any... cost...
<Jacobs_AI> I will, sir.
<Jacobs_AI> ALL UNITS, CHARGE!
<Dr-Specs> A pity you kept me at bay so long....but look at you know
<Sparty_McFly> son of a bitch
<Dr-Specs> [.....one of your worthless creations weeping]
<Dr-Specs> he is inside world
<Sparty_McFly> is... is that me?
<Dr-Specs> [but this means talking in inside world now]
<Dr-Specs> [no Specs]
<Sparty_McFly> you asshole... i'm not weeping... i'm mortally wounded
* Dr-Specs kicks Bella off of Specs [again this is not outside Hollow is just standing there now]
* Sparty_McFly is breathing less and less
<Sparty_McFly> you sick f**k...
<Sparty_McFly> you know my forces are pressing their advantage
* Dr-Specs runs his claw like finger against the scar of Bella causing it to reopen and her to bleed
* Sparty_McFly remains very calm throughout the ordeal
<Sparty_McFly> face it you evil f**ktard. you can't win
<Sparty_McFly> and it doesn't matter if I'm gonna die.
<Dr-Specs> Can't win....again I have only displaying a small fraction of my power
* Dr-Specs fires a Cero Blast into the distence and the blast can be seen destroying a large portion of forest
<Dr-Specs-Good> No....you do not harm one of my most beloved creation
* Dr-Specs-Good rises to his feet
<Sparty_McFly> s...
<Sparty_McFly> s....
<Sparty_McFly> specs?
* Sparty_McFly slowly takes off his helmet
<Dr-Specs-Good> Same Chain Zanpukto that Hollow wields appears in hand
<Dr-Specs-Good> Shh it it alright you don't have to fight any more
<Sparty_McFly> kill... that... ass...
<Sparty_McFly> i don't want to fight
<Sparty_McFly> my time's come.
<Dr-Specs-Good> no...
<Sparty_McFly> kill him.
* Dr-Specs-Good heals Sparty
<Sparty_McFly> erggg...
* Sparty_McFly takes his dual energy swords and reignites them
* Dr-Specs stabs Specs in back while Specs starts healing
<Sparty_McFly> (It's temporary, right? Well, for me)
<Sparty_McFly> Oh, you asshole.
<Dr-Specs> [only enough to keep you from dieing]
<Sparty_McFly> First you kidnap her, now you kill her true creator.
* Sparty_McFly undergoes an adrenaline rush
* Dr-Specs-Good in healing him as granted him some of his spiritual power
<Dr-Specs-Good> [wait let me do this again]
* Dr-Specs-Good impales 777 with sword transfering part of his power to 777
<Dr-Specs-Good> [i mean Sparty
<Dr-Specs-Good> ....finish him...*cough* *cough*
* Dr-Specs-Good crawls over bleeding towards Bella
* Dr-Specs sends a chain blade to stab Specs and drag him back
* Dr-Specs-Good struggles to have blade rip out of him
<Sparty_McFly> I HAVE TO GO AFK f**kING AGAIN HE CAN'T KILL ANOTHER f**kING BOSS
<Sparty_McFly> I WILL BE BACK
<Dr-Specs-Good> [XD mmk]
<Dr-Specs-Good> [THIS IS AN EPIC GOD-MOD FESTIVAL]
* Dr-Specs-Good collapses onto of the slowly bleeding out Bella
*** Dr-Specs-Good is now known as Bella
* Sparty_McFly is blinded by complete rage
* Sparty_McFly charges forward in a flash and impales Dr-Specs through with both swords
* Sparty_McFly , in complete bloodlust, continues to aggressively attack Dr-Specs with the swords, not even giving him a chance to strike back
<Sparty_McFly> (In other words, I'm back)
<Bella> [mmk]
* Dr-Specs blocks sometimes barely managing to do so
* Sparty_McFly pauses for one second
* Dr-Specs grins an evil smile
<Sparty_McFly> f**kwad, even though you didn't do it... THIS IS FOR EVERYONE THAT DIED IN THAT f**kING RIFTER WAR!
* Sparty_McFly charges yet again, aggressively attacking
<Dr-Specs> [1 sec]
<Oppum> Oppum emmerges from behind, energy dagger ignited. He growls angrily, then sinks the blade into the villain's neck.
<Oppum> (I win)
<Sparty_McFly> (I'll say, the boss fight music in Bowser's Inside Story is awesome. It's great.)
<Dr-Specs> [XD]
<Sparty_McFly> (Oppum, I thought you were outside? I did say you got to pilot a giant lizard, so technically you're commanding the Cybranasaurus Rex that's outside
<Sparty_McFly> (It's a fire-breathing armored laser-shooting dinosaur which can trample things. PURE AWESOMENESS.)
<Oppum> (I had no idea what was going on, so I felt a heavy dose of god-modding was in order)
<Sparty_McFly> (XD. Either way, back to the fight me and Specs were having)
* Dr-Specs blocks attack with one sword and uses Sonido [super speed] to go and grab Bella to use as his shield now
<Oppum> (Nuh, I killed him. The game is over)
* Sparty_McFly stops
<Sparty_McFly> You evil bastard. You wouldn't.
<Dr-Specs> Wouldn't I ?
<Dr-Specs> I have no need for HIS creations
<Sparty_McFly> Oh yeah, forgot that part. With the evilness and all.
<Sparty_McFly> Fine then.
<Dr-Specs> they are abominations
<Sparty_McFly> Go ahead, have your day. I'm outta here.
* Sparty_McFly turns around
<Dr-Specs> Fine I will just kill her
<Dr-Specs> and her creator
<Dr-Specs> [brb again]
* Sparty_McFly stays still for a few seconds
<Sparty_McFly> (Oh, 'xxx' is thinking. It's also Sev's mind ;P)
<Sparty_McFly> 'Dammit... I need a plan. Wait, don't I have that... oh yes, that will work perfectly.'
<Sparty_McFly> (Hurry up, it's almost 1 AM and I'll be kicked off by then dammit)
<Dr-Specs> [back]
<Sparty_McFly> (Good. Let's wrap this up.)
* Dr-Specs prepares to finish off Bella
* Sparty_McFly does nothing.
<Sparty_McFly> 'Wait for it... wait for it...'
<Dr-Specs> [accidently stab her to end this "P]
* Dr-Specs goes in for stab
* Sparty_McFly spins around, getting a clear shot, and shoots Dr-Specs in the head with a .700 Nitro Express revolver
<Sparty_McFly> Doctor, you have failed to practice the hippocratic oath. You have been relieved of your job.
* Dr-Specs moves Bella to block shot
<Sparty_McFly> You have been, quite literally, fired.
* Sparty_McFly watches shot impact in the torso
<Sparty_McFly> shit
<Dr-Specs> Really?
* Sparty_McFly is completely full of rage at this second
* Bella slowly fades from existence [like dissolving]
* Sparty_McFly watches himself fail his objective.
<Bella> *white line flashes through area*
<Sparty_McFly> 'No... it's an illusion, isn't it? She may have died, and she may have not.'
<Sparty_McFly> What?
*** Bella is now known as Specs
<Sparty_McFly> (I'd imagine Bohemian Rhapsody playing at this point)
<Sparty_McFly> (hurry)
<Specs> * Bella slowly fades still but Specs is begining to reform becoming real as she fades
* Sparty_McFly stares slack-jawed
<Sparty_McFly> my fork.
<Sparty_McFly> my fork for a kingdom.
<Specs> I told you that you would not let you harm one of my most beloved creations
* Specs charges a beam of white energy and obliterates Evil Specs
* Sparty_McFly continues to stare slackjawed.
<Specs> You have been avenged....
<Sparty_McFly> specs...
* Specs tears falls from eye
<Sparty_McFly> jacobs call the army off.
<Sparty_McFly> we failed.
<Jacobs_AI> Roger that, sir.
* Dr-Specs is gone all remains is a mask on the floor
<Jacobs_AI> Alright, we're going. Objective failed.
* Sparty_McFly walks over to that mask
<Specs> ....have we
* Sparty_McFly brings the force of over 1000 pounds of pressure via his foot onto the mask
* Dr-Specs mask apparently shatters but the dust blows away with the wind
<Sparty_McFly> you son of a bitch...
<Sparty_McFly> f**k.
<Sparty_McFly> he'll be back.
<Specs> He will be back as long as I in a form of existence....
<Sparty_McFly> and as long as you exist, and he exists, I will kick his scaly little ass.
<Specs> He and I are inhabit the same soul....that is not needed he should not be a problem
<Sparty_McFly> so...
<Sparty_McFly> we did it?
*** Dr-Specs is now known as Tear_on_teh_grou
* Tear_on_teh_grou slowly forms into a shape
* Sparty_McFly looks at the tear. He knows nothing else as darkness reclaims him and he passes out.
* Tear_on_teh_grou shape slowly morphs into a form of Bella
* Tear_on_teh_grou becomes Bella
*** Tear_on_teh_grou is now known as Bella
* Jacobs_AI has his palm pressed into his face. All this time... all this manpower... and we failed.
<Specs> No
<Sparty_McFly> MJOLNIR armor: Warning: Subject Russell-984 is in critical condition. Medical assistance is required immediately.
* Jacobs_AI stares at Bella.
* Specs heals Sparty
<Jacobs_AI> we did it?
<Specs> yes
<Sparty_McFly> Subject Russell-984 is no longer in critical condition. It is recommended he be monitored.
<Jacobs_AI> WE DID IT!
<Specs> She is the embodiment of my love and compassion
* Jacobs_AI screams this into the intercom. WE DID IT! MISSION SUCCESSFUL, WE WON!
<Specs> but at what cost?
<Jacobs_AI> *Cheers scream across the survivors
* Jacobs_AI appears next to the unconscious Russ, Bella, and Specs
<Jacobs_AI> At the cost of...
<Jacobs_AI> 250,000,000 brave souls.
<Jacobs_AI> May they rest forever in peace, having died to protect the sanctity of the dimension.
<Specs> A shame....but that can be fixed
<Jacobs_AI> You don't understand.
* Specs starts fading from existence white lights start falling from the sky
<Jacobs_AI> We can fix some of them... but most of them don't even have corpses.
<Specs> All wounds will be heal....
<Jacobs_AI> For those who still have a corpse... who can be called back to life... thank you.
<Jacobs_AI> You get a free f**king year off, all expenses paid.
* Specs has faded completely and the shower of lights fall bringing all the slain back
<Specs> [except the bad guys]
* Jacobs_AI is staring slack-jawed
<Jacobs_AI> Bella.
* Specs is gone completely from this realm of existence
<Bella> yes?
* Jacobs_AI points towards Russ.
<Jacobs_AI> He's on the ground, he's unconscious, and he almost died.
<Jacobs_AI> We need to get this guy outta here.
<Specs> Lets go
<Specs> [zorry Bella]
* Jacobs_AI coms a C-18 Star Lifter
* Bella lifts Sparty's body
<Jacobs_AI> "This is Bravo 1, what assistance is required?"
<Jacobs_AI> We've got an unconscious Spartan in near-critical condition who needs to be evaced, get your ass over here.
<Jacobs_AI> "Roger, ETA 30 seconds."
* Jacobs_AI watches the Star Lifter transport landhttp://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100307191949/supcom2/images/f/fe/C18_Star_Lifter.png
* Bella looks up wide eyed at cool ship
<Jacobs_AI> We're flying on that. As for me, I'll be bringing Kryptor home. Those things aren't precise drivers.
<Jacobs_AI> Get on that transport and everything else will be taken care of.
* Jacobs_AI disappears
<Bella> al..alright
* Sparty_McFly wakes up for one second
* Bella gets on transport
<Sparty_McFly> hel... hel...
<Bella> Shh
<Sparty_McFly> helmet
* Bella picks up helmet
<Sparty_McFly> helmet... over there... get it...
* Sparty_McFly picks it up and puts it back on
<Sparty_McFly> thanks
* Sparty_McFly passes out
* Bella gets on board ship
<Sparty_McFly> *voiceover* The Spartanbase military was reduced in capacity by one fourth.
<Sparty_McFly> It used to be one third, due to the lost manpower. Sadly, Specs couldn't bring back the destroyed vehicles. Among them were tens of thousands of grunt vehicles, several Minor Experimentals, and two Major Experimentals.
<Sparty_McFly> One of the Pullinsmash Magnets, and a Disruptor cannon that overloaded.
<Sparty_McFly> The slain, as Jacobs said, were given an all-expenses paid year off.
<Bella> *voiceover* And my creator has damned himself to an eternal duel with the evil half of his soul
<Sparty_McFly> 99% of the entire military was forced to repairs. Specs did not treat wounds, though. Fortunately, no wounded died.
<Sparty_McFly> The final death toll: 20, all being the brave souls inside the Disruptor artillery cannon when it detonated.
<Sparty_McFly> The stars found them too. Wherever they are... they're doing fine.
<Sparty_McFly> *Epilogue starts now*
* Sparty_McFly wakes up on a hospital gurney
<Bella> Your awake?
<Sparty_McFly> f**k... where am I... a... hospital?
<Sparty_McFly> jesus, I'm on a gurney. how has it not collapsed yet.
<Bella> don't strain yourself your still hurt
* Sparty_McFly looks at Bella.
<Sparty_McFly> I kind of figured that.
<Sparty_McFly> When you're on a gurney you try not to stress yourself.
<Bella> .....I was trying to be nice
* Bella rolls eye
<Sparty_McFly> and I was being sarcastic.
* Sparty_McFly smiles
* Jacobs_AI appears on the helmet, on a table next to the gurney
<Jacobs_AI> It appears that the gurney has had its durability heavily upgraded.
<Oppum> Oppum enters the room, keeping his distance as he hovers near the doorway.
<Jacobs_AI> As for this table... *creak* *groan* Oh shit.
* Jacobs_AI , inside the helmet, falls with the table
* Sparty_McFly looks at Oppum
<Sparty_McFly> Well, Oppum
<Sparty_McFly> You came just in time to see my AI friend destroy a table.
<Jacobs_AI> I did not, the helmet destroyed it
* Bella stares at Oppum wide eyed
<Oppum> ...It's a hologram. Weightless.
<Sparty_McFly> The helmet isn't, however.
<Sparty_McFly> *A doctor enters*
<Oppum> A Helmet doesn't weigh enough to destroy a table.
<Sparty_McFly> Alright, Mr. Russ. Ah yes.
<Sparty_McFly> Then... how the hell did it happen?
<Bella> [Bella is a medic :/]
<Sparty_McFly> (Still, registered doctors, you know that stuff)
<Sparty_McFly> Alright...
<Sparty_McFly> Doctor: It was tough to get past the augs, but we fixed you up. You can walk and run, but don't perform activities that are too strenous for a week. After that you'll have recovered enough to do so.
* Bella grumbles and walks out the rooming saying how stupid doctors with their fancy college degress
<Sparty_McFly> Smoooooth.
<Sparty_McFly> *The doctor leaves, mumbling about unappreciative patients*
<Sparty_McFly> Well, time to see if he's right
* Sparty_McFly takes the blanket off and sits on the side of the bed.
<Sparty_McFly> Well, I can do that. God does it feel weird to go from fighting an evil deity to having to learn to walk again.
<Sparty_McFly> Least I'm not dead
* Sparty_McFly stands up on the cold floor. It doesn't bother him that much, but he is wearing a hospital gown.
* Sparty_McFly goes into the nearby room to change his clothes, then picks up his helmet and walks out to the lobby.
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* Bella walks from hallway to room
* Bella stares out her window thinking about Specs
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* Bella sighs
* Bella walks back to medical room
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<Sparty_McFly_> (Sorry about that, minor error, wait a second
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<Sparty_McFly> (And we are done)
<Sparty_McFly> (But not the RP)
* Sparty_McFly walks out slowly, taking his time with walking. Not stressing himself.
<Sparty_McFly> Jake, you're the one that's gonna have to pay for destroying that table.
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<Sparty_McFly> (Here he comes... hopefully I don't crash)
<Jacobs_AI> But it's like Oppum said... that helmet didn't weigh enough! There must have been stress beforehand?
<Sparty_McFly> You can check later. For now, we leave. Besides, that's both our bank accounts we're talking about, not like the blame's on one person.
* Sparty_McFly looks at Bella. "Time to get out of this place."
<Bella> [XD]
<Bella> alright
* Sparty_McFly walks out the door.
<Sparty_McFly> Thank f**k I'm alive.
* Bella follows
<Jacobs_AI> Do you really need to say that enough?
<Bella> same for me
<Sparty_McFly> ...Shutup Jake.
<Sparty_McFly> Say one more word about this and you're getting muted for the day.
<Jacobs_AI> ...fine.
<Sparty_McFly> Wait, where's my car?
<Sparty_McFly> WAIT, do I even own one?
<Sparty_McFly> Eh, to hell with it. Jacobs, get a Hog to drop here.
* Oppum followed the procession, his gaze flickering between the Spartans. Curious creatures, these humans.
<Jacobs_AI> Alright then.
* Jacobs_AI watches the Star Lifter land in the parking lot VERY carefully, dropping off the Troop Transport Warthog.
<Bella> why did we just take the ship?
<Jacobs_AI> Aww, I thought I was gonna get the gun seat.
<Sparty_McFly> Hmm.
<Sparty_McFly> Idunno... seems overly complicated
<Sparty_McFly> but for five years I've never driven one of them.
<Bella> ....men
* Sparty_McFly gets in the side seat
<Sparty_McFly> and I'm not going to drive one for the next week.
<Bella> I got it
* Bella gets behind the wheel
<Jacobs_AI> I coulda done it... but with the shit being commanded, I deserve this rest and so does everyone else.
* Oppum clambers into the rear seat, then settles in for the trip
* Bella drives off
<Bella> where too?
<Sparty_McFly> Hmm...
<Sparty_McFly> Jacobs, you got a map of where we can go?
<Jacobs_AI> Hmm...
<Jacobs_AI> there's a guest house not too far from here. We'll use it. Good enough.
<Jacobs_AI> Uploading co-ordinates now. This is so much better than co-ordinating an army of manned Transformers.
* Bella drives to said safehouse
<Bella> *guest house*
* Sparty_McFly , during the trip, almost subconsciously puts an arm around Bella's shoulders. He realizes what he's done...
<Jacobs_AI> *to Russ only* No need for alarm. Personally, you f**king deserve that.
* Bella slaps arm off
* Jacobs_AI looks
<Jacobs_AI> oh well.
<Jacobs_AI> do not play the f**king pity card, boy.
<Sparty_McFly> i won't. i just don't want to get bitchslapped
<Bella> [or piss the driver off]
<Sparty_McFly> (NOW, the guest house)
<Sparty_McFly> (do what you were gonna)
<Bella> [she will drive this damn thing off a cliff]
* Jacobs_AI inhabits the home's systems
* Bella goes into guest house
<Jacobs_AI> Ah... wait a second, this is your house for some reason. Playing message.
<Jacobs_AI> "This is the Seventh Batallion speaking. We decided that you deserved this house, what with the almost dying and all. I'm not sure if you even OWNED a house, but oh well. Reward enough.
<Sparty_McFly> Well enough
* Sparty_McFly goes inside and lies down on a bed. He's asleep in seconds
* Bella goes into room, removes armor and then clothes just to her lingerie and then goes into bed to sleep
* Jacobs_AI looks at him sleeping peacefully. "Damn, if only he was better and he had his armor on." Jacobs goes back to watching Futurama.
<Sparty_McFly> (Wait, which room are you in?)
<Bella> [ Futurama ]
<Bella> [here own sicko ]
<Bella> [*her]
<Sparty_McFly> (Ah. Just wanted to clarify, as usual)
<Sparty_McFly> (lolskip to next day)
<Oppum> Oppum enters the structure, and crawls into the nearest chair. He cradles his Carbine across his lap, and fell into a state of casual alertness.
<Bella> [or the couch just not with another another man or elite]
* Sparty_McFly hears the alarm clock going off. He smashes it with his fist... accidentally turning it into a pile of garbage
<Sparty_McFly> ...f**k
<Sparty_McFly> eh, screw it, i've earned sleeping in today
* Bella still remains sleeping not knowing the meaning of the American word of alarm clock
* Oppum exits the kitchen, peering into the Spartan's room.
<Oppum> What was that?
* Jacobs_AI appears
<Jacobs_AI> Be a little quieter.
<Jacobs_AI> He forgot that he had augs for a second and bashed his alarm clock.
<Oppum> Ah...
* Oppum returns to rummaging for something edible.
<Jacobs_AI> Besides, since this room is soundproofed in an hour I'll just play a rock song and wake him up. Heh heh heh.
<Sparty_McFly> (Da nexx our...0
* Bella still asleep
* Oppum raised an eyebrow out of curiosity. "What do you have?"
* Jacobs_AI closes the door... carefully. He then plays Run To The Hills by Iron Maiden full blast through the stereo speakers, unhearable by anyone else.
<Jacobs_AI> Uh...
<Jacobs_AI> we have some cereal if you want that.
<Jacobs_AI> It's in the cupboard now glowing.
* Sparty_McFly wakes up and taps the button to deactivate the speakers. He then gets dressed
<Oppum> Oppum stared blankly for a moment, then gestured to the stereo.
<Oppum> It's a stereo, not "cereal", Construct.
<Jacobs_AI> Can't an AI shock his buddy awake?
<Jacobs_AI> No, I was talking about the food.
<Jacobs_AI> In his room is apparently a speaker setup, as is all rooms.
<Jacobs_AI> It can have a volume so low you can hear a pin drop to a volume so high it'll bust out hearing.
<Jacobs_AI> I just played it on his.
<Oppum> I was talking about the stereo. For an Artificial Intelligeance, you seem to lack the basic knowledge of human appliances.
* Sparty_McFly opens the door, brushes his teeth, and puts on some BAAAAAACOOOOOONNNN
* Bella still sleeping
<Bella> zzzzzzz
<Jacobs_AI> Meh. Little screwed up in the brain.
<Bella> q
<Jacobs_AI> Shit happens when your creator's creator has hyperlexia.
<Oppum> (*Punches through the wall, similar to the Kool-Aid Man* .....T-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
<Oppum> (...lolwut?)
* Sparty_McFly walks up to Bella's room door, thinking that he should wake her up...
<Sparty_McFly> Nah.
* Sparty_McFly walks out into the kitched, seeing Oppum and Jacobs there
<Sparty_McFly> Well, morning.
* Oppum plopped into a chair, staring intently at the sizzling strips of... something.
<Sparty_McFly> Wait... did I just...
<Sparty_McFly> I think I just put bacon on in the bathroom.
<Sparty_McFly> God I'm still f**ked up.
<Bella> [fail]
* Sparty_McFly walks back into the bathroom and carefully washes the bacon before putting it back on the frying pan
<Oppum> (Fail what?)
<Sparty_McFly> well, let's watch the morning news, shall we