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Post by Spec-Opp Spartan on Aug 13, 2010 23:22:10 GMT -5
Ok the rules of Free Roam: - No God Modding - Only 2 characters may be used per Free Roam (we are sticking with one of now but if a demand rises for another Free Roam then it will be made (blame 777 for this ) - Try and keep excessive sexual content out - One "adventure" at a time - You must wait one adventure before suggestiong another unless the thread is dead Ok so Free Roam is a Roleplay where anything can and will happen. An adventure is basicly a plot (like Finding the Holy Grail or going into the past and fighting in WW-II ).
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Post by Spec-Opp Spartan on Aug 13, 2010 23:48:20 GMT -5
Katar sat on the couch of headquaters ((place where we chill between "adventurers" )) and was watching what the humans called entertainment. He growled these TV's shows were idotic...how could anyone like these pieces of filth. Outraged Katar tossed a local mime into the televison screen causing it to break. *** Elias returned from his hockey victory outside and stared at the TV that had a mime lodged into it. " uhh what the hell happened in here why I was outside" said Elias hopping onto a couch.
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Post by Spartan-777 on Aug 13, 2010 23:57:58 GMT -5
Jesse-777 walked out of the Mess Hall, a bag of Jerky clutched in his hand. As he walked by the Rec. Room, he noticed an Italian that seemed to have been embedded in the television. His eyes grew wide as he noticed the trademark striped shirt, and the beret lying on the floor. He shuddered, then ran for the garage. No way that thing was finding him when it woke up.
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Post by Ares on Aug 14, 2010 1:43:52 GMT -5
Zaku stood behind Katar. After observing the Councilor fling a local mime into the television, the hulking Zealot felt the need to add on. "You were correct, Katar," the Sangheili growled. "These human 'soap operas' are nothing like their classical operas. Yet they have nothing to do with soap... Humans. They never make sense."
Zaku cast icy eyes down to the bucket he held in his hand, overflowing with Twinkies, donuts, ding-dongs, and ho hos. The Ship Master grunted, "But this... jonk food, I believe is what they call it?... is incredible. I simply cannot stop consuming it!" The Zealot proceeded to inhale several of the cheap food items, pondering how humans had managed to create such incredible cuisine that Sangheili had lacked for their entire history....
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Justin walked into the lounge, unconsciously flipping Elias' legs off of one end to make room for himself. The Spartan was dressed in a casual jumpsuit, and proceeded to speak. "I honestly have no idea. I just come in and se- holy shit! Is there a caribou in the hallway?!" The jade-eyed Spartan rolled his eyes. "Katar," he snapped. "I know Sangheili like to have fresh meat every day, but is it really necessary to drag one in and keep it in the hallway before dinner?"
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Post by Spec-Opp Spartan on Aug 14, 2010 19:18:39 GMT -5
" what the hell man there are plenty of other couches here and I was here first " said Elias who was dressed in full hockey garb still had not begun the slow process of taking piece by piece of unnessary equipment off and scattering it about the floor. *** " I know human televison is so confusing" said Katar to Zaku proud he had spared the base from confusion at the cost of facing the wrath of a human mime and its psyhic powers. He heard that these mimes could drop anvils on you, tie you up, trap you in a invisable box, make you run into an invisable wall and many other horrifying events. " I have not heard of this human animal...I have only heard of cow, chicken, pig and turkey being edible " said Katar.
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Post by Danny on Aug 14, 2010 21:47:52 GMT -5
"He's a Witch!" Lachlan yelled, pointing at Katar, "A Witch I say!" "Human, for the last time, we Sangheili are not sorcerers," Anau sighed, facepalming. Lachlan twitched, "You're a Witch too!"
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Post by Spartan-777 on Aug 14, 2010 21:50:51 GMT -5
Jesse returned to the Rec. Room, in time for accusations of witchcraft. He studied the Spartan. "Where have you been, man? They're dinosaurs, not witches."
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Post by Sparty McFly on Aug 16, 2010 20:54:28 GMT -5
Russ walked into the Rec. Room. He became puzzled: Lachlan was accusing the Elites of being sorcerors, Jesse said they were dinosaurs, and the Elites themselves were confused by soap opera.
He then noticed the Italian inside the TV. He reached into the screen and pulled out a red cap, with an M on it.
"Hey, you just killed Mario!"
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Post by Spec-Opp Spartan on Aug 16, 2010 21:01:26 GMT -5
" I thought mimes were French not Italian " said Elias confused on why Russel believed the evil being know as the clown were Italian...the Italians already had their evil creature that was known as the Guido. *** " EVERYONE SHUT UP WE ELITES ARE NOT DINOSAURS NOR DO WE POCESS ANY MAGICAL POWERS " said Katar flipping over a couch and then hurling another couch out the window. The couch that was thrown out the window proceeded to roll down a hill and kill the entire cast of The Jersey Shore.
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Post by Ares on Aug 16, 2010 21:12:31 GMT -5
Zaku's heart broke as Katar roared. The hulking Zealot murmured brokenly, "We... we don't?"
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Post by Sparty McFly on Aug 16, 2010 21:22:40 GMT -5
Russ then feeled like he needed to shoot something really really big.
He asked, "I just got this new gun, the Ryno V, can someone give me a Scarab? Preferably shooting at me."
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Post by Spartan-777 on Aug 17, 2010 16:00:32 GMT -5
Jesse stared intently at the newcomer. He chewed the previous statement over in his mind, and failing to find any witty remarks, remained silent. He heard a crash of falling glass, turning to see yet another random object thrown across the room. This seemed to be a particularly moody dinosaur, probably a Triceratops, due to the rather large head. He subtley shifted towards Russ. "Sh... they can only see movement. Stay still, and maybe it'll just go away."
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Post by Sparty McFly on Aug 17, 2010 16:32:02 GMT -5
Russ looked at Jesse. "Nah."
He then aimed the Ryno V at the Triceratops and pulled the trigger. Several hundred mini-missiles erupted from the outer barrels, large missiles erupted from the inner barrel, and the 1812 Overture played over it. And it wasn't magic playover either: the Ryno had it saved to internal memory. A few seconds later, the Triceratops didn't exist.
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Post by Spec-Opp Spartan on Aug 17, 2010 21:37:59 GMT -5
((OOC Spartana you just killed Katar but its fine ))
Katar was hit by the Spartan's weapon and suddenly he lost consiousness and was suddenly in this digustingly white room. " Look man I have some things to tell you " said a man dressed in weird robes and had smoke around him " what " The man started to have seziure like movements and making weird sounds before making this prophetic visons. " You will marry your best friends daughter" " She will have two sons one for you and a bastard child; Yamos and Yamosay will become one again" " Your death shall come by one of your closest friends blind blade " The seziurelike moments stopped and the man dissappeared. To replace the man in the weird tribal gear a man glad solely in black robes and weilding a sythe gestured Katar forward with his hand. " Death...so you finally have caught me" said Katar reaching for his swords. " Relax our game of cat and mouse is not over yet" said Death opening a portal and then pushing Katar through it and just like that Katar was back not dead and pissed that a Spartan had tried to kill him.
" Demon why do you fire on your ally" growled Katar drawing his sword and grabbing the Spartan and holding it against his neck tightly gripping the Spartan so he could not escape.
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Post by Spartan-777 on Aug 21, 2010 21:41:11 GMT -5
Jesse rushed to break up the fight. "Guys, stop! This is a happy place! There is no fighting... in my happy place!"
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