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Post by Sparty McFly on Jul 18, 2010 23:57:47 GMT -5
I disinfect everything in my path and use an army of STD-firing hookers to keep people away
And on the way, I kick Ares in the face.
MY... PRECIOUS HILL!
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Ares
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Post by Ares on Jul 19, 2010 7:48:59 GMT -5
I am kicked in the face, and snarl in fury. Being an Olympian God, I am totally immune to human diseases. I seduce each of your hookers over the course of two years, and never get infected. While you are ruling pretentiously, I club you in the back of the head with a nearby cactus. I quickly butcher all of your hookers using a bacon-launching gun that causes an instant allergic reaction called Death. I replace your hideous hookers with 50 foot-tall Hunters and the various other Hunter classes I made on FlockDraw.
=D
THAR HILL 'TIS MIEN!!!
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Post by Sparty McFly on Jul 19, 2010 11:23:36 GMT -5
I bring out five hundred foot tall Satans from Hell itself to move the hill to Hell. They shake the Hunters off.
Quite literally.
I'M IN UR HILL CAPTURIN IT
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Post by Danny on Jul 26, 2010 23:25:18 GMT -5
I walk under the Spartans and squat on the hill.
Mine.
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Post by Sparty McFly on Jul 27, 2010 11:40:32 GMT -5
I step on Danny.
I think I stepped on a doodie. Let's use the sink on MAH HILLZ!
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Ares
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Post by Ares on Jul 27, 2010 23:33:02 GMT -5
I rub it dry with a sponge. The sponge's awe-inspiring might destroys your spartans with its pew-pew-pew ray.
UR HILL IZ MIEN
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